Thousands of homeless water faucets die on the streets without food or shelter each year.
Let that sink in.
A rich man walks into a poor village.
Walking around, he notices that people are bathing with dirty water from the nearby pond. He suddenly feels motivated to do a good deed and calls all the villagers to the village square to announce this good news. “I will build three faucets in each and every home in this village, everybody will ha...
A chemist, an engineer and a mathematician were all asleep in a hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms....
The engineer woke up, saw the fire, ran into the bathroom, turned on the faucets full-blast, flooding out the entire apartment, which put out the fire, and went back to sleep.
The chemist woke up, saw the fire, ran over to his desk, pulled out his CRC (chemistry handbook), and began working o...
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A contractor and an architect are inspecting a building.
A contractor is doing a final walkthrough of a new school with the architect. It’s going fairly well, the architect is pointing out some cracks that need to be spackled, a piece of baseboard that’s not snug to the floor. Nothing big.
They go through the women’s bathroom, architect wants a co...
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