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Sump pumps...

How much sump, could a sump pump pump, if a sump pump could pump sump?

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A city boy goes up to a farmer and asks for a bucket...

..."I'm going to the milkweed to get some milk."
The farmer looks at the boy perplexed and says, "boy, I've been a farmer for 30 sump'n years, and I ain't never got no milk from milkweed. Milk comes from cows!" The farmer, amused at the thought says, "but, I'll give you a bucket anyways."
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