There was a guy who was born deformed, he didn't have a body, he was just a head. He had family and a loyal group of friends that would include him and they would usually just carry him under their arm from place to place.
One day he went with friends to a local bar where they sat him on top...
A man was driving into town and found the road blocked by the local police department . . .
. . . he stepped out of the car and asked the nearest police officer what was going on.
The officer replied, "There has been a fatal accident on this road."
This was a small town, so the officer, figuring the man might know the deceased, asked if he would be willing to help identify th...