Did you hear about the mishap with the sheep?

It was shear disaster.

Queen were on their very first tour and there was a mishap in booking hotel rooms.

They were meant to book two rooms with two beds each - instead they ended up with a single room with one bed. They were considering drawing straws to determine who would sleep on the floor, but miraculously, Freddie Mercury, Brian May, John Deacon and Roger Taylor all managed to fit comfortably on t...

I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip.

I fudged a Brownie.

Have you read the book Grand Canyon mishap?

It was written by Illen Dover and Phil Lin.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

"You're a lizard Harry!"

A girl wanted to have 69 with new boyfriend

He said he hasn’t done it before and she agreed to guide him.

The girl got on top and a while later, she let out a fart. She apologised for the mishap and they started again. It was tough luck for the guy as she farted for a second time. She was red with shame. They decided to resume shortly....

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all go fishing...

One day, a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, and a Jewish rabbi were out fishing on a lake. As the day wore on, the priest elected to head back to shore, so that he could begin preparations for the evening meal. Stepping out of the boat, he walked back to the beach.

About an hour later, th...

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A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training, has been fired for one minor mistake.

He fucked one of his patients... And now he can no longer work in his profession. Such a waste of time, effort, training and money! Sadly he is still paying on his school loans. This just goes to show one minor mishap can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family right now in this time of sadn...

Only in America

A European Count who had a fascination with the American West, arranged for a trip to a Texas town named Outlaw. Outlaw was small but didn't know it and the town fathers were determined to impress the Count with their worldliness. They arranged to have the local orchestra perform Beethoven's Ninth...

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