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Hospitalized Jokes

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.

They put me in the ICU.

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass……….

The doctor described his condition as stable.

Kanye West was hospitalized...

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.

Willie Nelson has been hospitalized after being struck by a car today.

He was playing on the road again.

News reports today that Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell hospitalized after fall.

He finally brought a motion to the floor.

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Why was John Travolta hospitalized?

He came down with Saturday Night Fever

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John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19

but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

I got hospitalized for my SpongeBob addiction.

They put me in the Squid ward.

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.

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A man is hospitalized

He is stable. While not entirely bed ridden, he cannot move far without assistance. He feels a sudden urge in his bowels. He hits the call button to get assistance to go to the commode. Alas, he is unable to void. Several more times, he has the same sensation, summons the nurse, and again and again ...

Jack goes to to have surgery and leaves his cat and recently hospitalized father with his best friend Sam

A day passes and the Jack calls Sam " Hey dude! my surgery is in an hour, how is my father doing? are you giving him his medicine?"

Sam responds : " Yes! He's doing okay"

Jack : " How is my new adopted senior cat?"

Sam : " He's dead"

Jack : " What!! Why!! You can't just ...

A hospitalized man falls in love with his nurse...

A man was hospitalized for 3 weeks. During this time he fell in love with the young pretty nurse. He wrote her a note, "You have stolen my heart".

The young nurse in panic responded, "No sir, we have stolen your kidney, haven't touched your heart."

Hospitalized!

A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him.

His condition is described as stable.

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