Fast Food Restaurant Jokes - 12 Hilarious Fast Food Restaurant Jokes

What’s a bukkake-lover‘s favorite fast food restaurant?

Five Guys.

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What do you call a vampire who works the night shift at a fast food restaurant?

Count Spatula!

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Once, many many years ago, there was a fad among fast food restaurants

to put historical, sometimes military or industrial items in their front yards as a kind of attraction/plaything; an old howitzer or maybe even a train caboose that kids could inspect or climb on. Sometimes these unlikely things would be decorated with the characters or dishes of the food chain. For...

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Have you heard about the activist group that fights for ceramic containers in fast food restaurants?

They call themselves the "Bowl movement".

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An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant.

They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He...

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What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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A little old couple walked into a fast food restaurant.

The little old man walked up to the counter, ordered the food, paid, and took the tray back to the table where the little old lady sat. On the tray was a hamburger, a small bag of fries and a drink. Carefully the old man cut the hamburger in two, and divided the fries into two neat piles. He sipped ...

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Why wouldn't the pimp eat at the fast food restaurant?

He preferred his meals Ho-made.

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A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him,

"Sorry about your weight."

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These days are different, you can't celebrate your kid's birthday at a fast food restaurant anymore

My ex-wife freaked out when I told her about our son's Mario themed party. All I said was that he got a boo cake from Five Guys.

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Apparently there’s a beef shortage on the rise.

Good news is fast food restaurants shouldn’t be affected.

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The Parish Fast Food Shop

One day, the local parish decided to open a fast food restaurant, so they can make some more money on the side as church attendance was dropping. Being the smart people that they were, they divided themselves so each person does one job.

The fast food restaurant was doing quite well, and the...

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