Erections Jokes

A man is about to get a prostate exam from his doctor. Before the doctor begins, he tells the man "I must tell you, during this type of examination, erections happen all the time. They are very common, and trust me, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."

The man seems a little uncomfortable, ... read more

But it’s really just Putin trying to interfere with our erections.

Turns out he wasn't talking about the patient.

It's hard to come up with an original erection joke. The competition is stiff.

They happen right under your nose

Ubisoft

I told him that's my hard-earned money

I walked into a pharmacy, went to the back, and asked the woman at the counter if I could speak to a male pharmacist.

The woman told me that she was the only pharmacist, and that as she and her sister own the business, the were no male employees. She also assured me, however, that she was ve... read more

I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. 

The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. 

She asked if she could help me.

I said that I really would have preferred to spea... read more

They're all handmade.

A tri-hard.

So I had to learn the hard way.

It won’t stand up in court