What do you call a 60-year old whose puberty just started?

A late boomer

What do you call it when a robot hits puberty?

- Nuts and bolts.

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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty.

Dora the Puberty Explorer

The first episode constitutes an entire period.

I heard that BBC is making a prequel to Pride and Prejudice that follows the Bennet girls when they hit puberty

It's a period drama.

What happened to Moses when he hit puberty?

Hegrew.

Being a woman after puberty has some amazing benefits!

But the monthly subscription price is a real pain

What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?

A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.

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I was tasked with coming up with a clever puberty pun

But I guess I really dropped the balls on that one

What did the polyhedron get when he hit puberty?

Cubic hair

What does a male duck go through during puberty?

Voice quacks!

How do ducks know when they’ve reached puberty?

Their voice quacks.

I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty.

man Christianity has some weird traditions.

What's the difference between puberty and musical notes?

Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.

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I always wanted to become the world's youngest Elvis impersonator. My childhood was nonstop guitar practice voice training and dance class. I went to countless auditions before ever hitting puberty My performance was flawless but every time but every audition ended the same way...

... they looked me right in my face & said sorry kid you don't have the Chops.

What do you call a tv show about female puberty?

A Breasted Development

From what I hear, puberty is the biggest trend nowadays

All the kids are doing it.

Puberty doesn't hit us Asians

Our parents do.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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A man had 3 testicles.

There was a boy who started developing an extra testicle as he hit puberty. Gradually, it grew to full size and when he became sexually active by the age of 18, the extra testicle led to embarrassing encounters with his partners.

After his 20th birthday, he realised that he had been ignoring...

What's the difference between a Priest and an acne

Acne waits till a boy reaches his puberty before coming on his face

I made a couple mistakes during puberty

I dropped the ball two times during it.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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Look on the bright side anti-vaxxers

You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving.

A friend of mine started taking baby Ed class where they use bags of flour to represent babies

3 days later he came to class with a cake claiming his baby went through puberty.

I'll never forget when I saw it for the first time.

I was 12 at the time, I just hit puberty. I measured it and it was 3.5 inches if I remember correctly. I almost couldn't believe my own eyes. It's more than twice of what I been seeing before. It was crazy. Ill never forget how sensitive it was and how inexperienced I was when touching it using my o...

Gorilla

A young girl hit puberty and her body started to change. One day she noticed she was getting hair down there. She went to her mom confused and the mom explained “that’s your gorilla and it’s getting hair. “ Very excited the young girl went to her older sister and exclaimed “my gorilla is getting ha...

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Snow White, while living among the dwarves, had come to puberty. This did not go unnoticed by the dwarves. Being the little perverts they are, they decided to climb on each other's shoulders outside her window to peep on her changing. The one on top would then whisper the one below what he sees, who...

I used to hate body hair

But when I hit puberty it started to grow on me

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Son walks in on his dad masturbating

Dad tells him "son... you'll be doing this soon".

The son asks "why... because I'm about to hit puberty?"

To which the dad replies "no... because my arm is getting sore"

An elderly couple have been married for 60 years.

One day, out of the blue, the husband announces to his wife, “After living for so long and observing so much, I have decided that men have it worse in this world.”

The wife is clearly upset by his comment, and asks him to elaborate. So the husband continues, “Women start having periods during...

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This may be why Teachers retire early or turn to drinking: the following questions were in a (UK) GED (grade 12 equivalent) examination (they are genuine answers):

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. In a democratic society, how impor...

John grew up on a farm

John grew up on a farm in a small town away from the hustle and bustle of the city. His whole life he has been a huge fan of tractors, his curtains and carpets had tractor patterns on, there were posters of John Deere's covering his walls, he even had his parents buy him a waffle maker that makes wa...

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I remember growing up on the farm...

...and always wanting to help out grand pa.
Once when i was small i asked
"grand pa, can i help chop wood"
He replied " no, i dont think so...youre just not big enough for that yet. One day you will be though."
"well, how will i know when im big enough?" i replied
"you'll know" said...

I feel really bad for kids in third world countries...

They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time.

From the Peddy File...

JoAnne recently noticed she had hair growing between her legs. Frantic, she asks the doctor what's going on.

"And I'm getting these lumps on my chest too," she cries.

"Now dear," smiles the old doctor, "there's nothing to worry about. You're entering puberty. Everyone gets hair down t...

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