Ancient Greece Jokes - 9 Hilarious Ancient Greece Jokes

How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two:

Prophet.

Which goddess did standup comedians worship in Ancient Greece?

Amirite.

It’s Ancient Greece and a playwright goes to a tailor to have his clothes fixed.

The tailor looks at the clothes and says “ah, Euripides”

The man looks at the tailor and says “yes. Eumenides?”

You know that in Ancient Greece they used olive oil as lube

They must have been very greecy

Socrates the philosopher

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It...

I saw a 2000 year old oil stain.

It was from ancient Greece.

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Beauty is just a matter of timing: In 1970s America I would’ve been ridiculed for having a hairless chest. In ancient Greece I would’ve been laughed at for having a big penis.

Still waiting for that bald future all those fucking sci-fi movies promised me.

What did Zeus use to make the best fries ever?

Ancient Greece

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Before the invention of lube, Greeks used olive oil to have anal sex.

I guess you might say the people of ancient Greece loved that ancient grease.

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