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Urination Contest and the Nun

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of 'Our Lady of Perpetual Motion' parochial school in a VERY advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"...

Hundreds of years ago vulgarity was commonplace, people were often drunk before noon, and public urination was not unusual.

At least that's what I tried telling the security guard at the renaissance faire.

What happens when you claim an island by peeing on it?

Urination

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A buddy of mine got a ticket for public urination the other day

He was very pissed

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What do you call simultaneous urination and ejaculation?

A peanut

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Public urination shouldn't be considered a sex crime

Peeing doesn't ALWAYS have to be sexual

I can't control my urination.

It's my #1 problem.

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