Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of 'Our Lady of Perpetual Motion' parochial school in a VERY advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"...
Hundreds of years ago vulgarity was commonplace, people were often drunk before noon, and public urination was not unusual.
At least that's what I tried telling the security guard at the renaissance faire.
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What do you call simultaneous urination and ejaculation?
I can't control my urination.
It's my #1 problem.
Reasons to Avoid Water
* Can be extracte from rocket fuel * Is the main ingredient in pestisides * 100% of violent criminals have consumed water in the hours leading up to their crimes * Is the #1 cause of drowning * Excess consumption will cause sweating, urination and possibly death * 100% of people expos...