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Nitric Oxide Jokes

My friend asked if I had any nitric oxide lying around. My answer?

NO

A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH NO".

Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide?

NO

A middle schooler raises their hand

They ask can you tell me the nitric oxide formula

Then the professor says NO

I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....

'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'


I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.

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