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I got a wonderful comment today! Someone told me I had the face of a Greek god.

Not too familiar with Greek gods, but apparently I look like Testicles.

What does alcohol have that gods do not?

Proof

What's the difference between physicists and gods?

Gods don't think they're physicists.

My wife always said I have the body of a God

Shame it’s Buddha

I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...

...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.

A Protestant missionary is in India trying to convert Hindus to Christianity

He teaches a Hindu man about Christianity and gives him a Bible.

He comes back a week later and sees a picture of the pope among all the other gods at the man's house.

"Why do you have a picture of the pope there?"

"Isn't he the reincarnation of Jesus?"

The missionary tol...

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