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Are the testicles and urethra similar?

No, there's a vas deferens between them.

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What did the testicle say to the urethra?

I'd like to hang out with you more, but there's such a vas deferens between us!

What is a urethra's favorite vegetable?

Pea shoots

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My friend accidentally stuck a bullet into his urethra.

He wasn't a fan of my idea of masturbating to get it out.

But I think he'll come around.

Which legendary soul singer had trouble peeing?

Urethra Franklin

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When I was young I thought Urethra and Penis were same.

As an adult I learned that there’s a vas defrens

Different body parts rate each other

The Brain to the Liver: “You’re a 6.”

The Spleen to the Colon: “You’re a 7.”

The Urethra to the Bladder: “Urinate.”

Urethra! I've done it!

...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery.

"I don't think that's quite right sir," says the patient.

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What did God yell out his window when he came up with the idea of a penis?

Urethra! I've got it!

What did the urologist say when they made a discovery?

Urethra!

I'm like Hank Hill when I'm in an argument.

Stern, no nonsense, and my urethra narrows.

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A Soviet Spy has been captured in Nazi Germany, and is being interrogated by an SS officer.

A Russian-Speaking Ukrainian Kapo was brought in by the SS officer to be an interpretor.

The officer asks the spy,

"Tell us what information you have stolen, who you deliver it to, and where you deliver it!"

The Kapo translates this message, and the Soviet Spy responds,

"...

What did the urologist say when she suddenly discovered a cure for Urinary Tract Infections?

Urethra!

What did Archimedes say after peeing in his bath?

Urethra! Urethra!

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What did Benjamin Franklin name his willy?

Urethra Franklin

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Antman receives a call from a Marine Biologist at Seaworld...

A marine biologist working with Seaworld calls Antman to help him with one of his juvenile Orcas. He tells him that due to the orca's sexual maturity fast approaching, he needs to perform a vasectomy to prevent him from getting to aggressive with the females.

Antman agrees, shrinks down, and...

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An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology...

An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the urethra and testicles are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,

"I thought that the urethra and testicles were just two different terms describing the same thing?"

The teach...

What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany?

Urethra!

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