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Engineered Jokes

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings...

It's a complex complex complex.

What do you call a fear of overly engineered buildings?

A complex complex complex.

I'be always been afraid of over engineered buildings

Is a complex-complex complex

What do you call a genetically engineered cow?

A Mootant

It is a little known fact that the Dutch pioneered genetic engineering.

Back in the 80s they had genetically engineered a strain of grain that ended up making musical tones when the wind blew across it.

They trade marked it as Holland Oats.

The United Nations refused to recognize the trade mark, saying "I can't go for that, no can do."

What do you call a fear of over-engineered buildings?

A complex complex complex

Credit to some guy named Slow Poke on YouTube

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The new Toyota Supra was engineered in cooperation with BMW.

I’m not saying I don’t like it, I’m just worried because of the last time Germany and Japan teamed up.

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