Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away

RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74

Headstone Designer: I'm going to use Comic Sans on your headstone.

Client: Over my dead body!

Headstone Designer: Yes

Sad news....I lost my job as a stage designer,

I wasn't very happy but left without making a scene.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom

What’s the difference between a spider and a web designer?

The spider likes bugs on their web

DESIGNER DOGS

These days there are all kind of designer dogs : Yorkiepoos, Goldendoodles, Puggles. etc.
Growing up, we called them Mutts

Why did the game designer get moved from the writing team to the development team?

Because they had poorgrammar skills.


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I have a friend who's a Russian sound designer.

I have a Czech one, too.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

Did you hear about the fire at the Designer Shoe Warehouse?

Countless soles were lost.

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What do you call a designer dildo?

Gucci in the Coochie

One for the classical music fans [OC]

For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."

Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designe...

A Woman Was Redecorating Her House

But when it came time to choose her window curtains, she was torn between two different shades of blue. One set was a darker shade - which matched the sofa, and the other was a lighter shade - which matched the chair. No matter how she tried to justify one over the other, she could not come to a dec...

Did you hear about the ISIS graphic designer?

He was handed some selfies and asked to blow them up.

When I realized that the play sucks, I quietly resigned from my job as a stage designer.

I didn’t want to make a scene.

Quarantine going good so far

I met a spider last night. Pretty cool guy. Talked to him a bit, he said he works as web designer.

Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting.

Seems nice. He's a web designer

How do you satisfy a graphic designer in the bedroom?

Bring out the GIMP

This lockdown is not bad as it seemed

Today I had a great chat with a web designer.

Can you guys believe, the guy lived in my attic the whole time!

I got a Gucci tattoo on my ball sack

I've got a designer bag now

My friend, who's a shirt designer said he makes shirts in 45 seconds.

But I knew he was fabricating lies.

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Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeepe...

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Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night

To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "Jack off".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.

What is the most common job amongst spiders?

web designer

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink?

Sprite.

[NSFW] How did the fashion designer kill himself?

The Hemming Way

Did you hear about the fashion designer who was on the phone while driving and nearly got into an accident?

It was a clothes call.

My part-time waitress girlfriend wants to buy nothing but designer outfits...

.. I told her to "act her wage".

A dad came to meet his son at his job and gets all emotional

Dad: I can't believe you're all grown up now. It's like just yesterday when you used to sit with that stupid computer game thingy all day

Son: Dad, I still work as a VFX designer

I'm not a great interior designer.

There's room for improvement.

My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.

Me: work as a web developer and also part time as a graphic designer.

Driver: I don't like working for anyone, I like to be my own boss.

Me: that's cool, turn left ahead after the signal.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What were Bush & the interior designer bonding over?

Inside jobs.

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