I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

This little old lady is quite the entrepreneur.

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that...

Im actually a really big entrepreneur i just signed a 2 year deal with general motors

I bought a new car

A trucker died in Ireland. A local snack entrepreneur gave a touching speech at the funeral.

“He was driving me nuts alright until the bloody car crash.”

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My attempt at an original joke: did you hear about the entrepreneur who opened a sperm bank?

He has a lot of spunk.

Which Beatle wanted to make it big as an entrepreneur?

Ringo Startup

I am an entrepreneur

\- How did you get started in this industry?



None of your business

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I have supported female entrepreneurs my entire adult life

...fucking prostitutes

Bubba the Entrepreneur

Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads:
“Suits $5.00 each!

Shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each”
Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ’em back to Sand Mountain, sell ‘e...

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If a cable news pundit, a reality TV personality, a political spin doctor, and a serial entrepreneur are all locked in a room together, who would be the first to realize they're of shit?

The room.

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

Sign above an Instagram entrepreneur's door:

"Carpe DM"

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

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There was a prostitute who became an entrepreneur.

Everyone said she put the "succ" in "success."

A lawyer, a carpenter, and an entrepreneur

are all close friends with a man dying of cancer.
He gives each of them 20,000 dollars, and asks them to put them in his coffin when they pay their respects so that he will have some money to spend in heaven.
Well, he eventually dies and the three friends all meet each other after the funeral....

The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.

-George.W.Bush

A lemonade seller and the businessman.

A lemonade seller was standing in the hot sun selling lemonade. A customer, who is a businessman approached him and asked him the prices.


"$3 for a full glass, $30 for 5 empty ones."


Astonished, the businessman asks him, "What is that supposed to mean?" The seller remained sil...

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

So this entrepreneur is setting up a bungee jumping tower in Mexico.

And of course all the construction and publicity has garnered a crowd. Well the entrepreneur, seeing an opportunity to wow the crowd, volunteers to be the first person to jump. So he is strapped in and over the edge he goes, and the crowd goes wild. But when his crew goes to retrieve him after his j...

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

There is a spice shortage...

There is a shortage of spices all around the world. One entrepreneur saw the shortage coming and stocked up. His advisor was pushing to sell it soon so that people could have all of their favorite dishes. The entrepreneur looked at his advisor and said "what's the rush? We've got all the thyme in th...

Manufacturer closes before Christmas

The town manufacturer moved their operations to another country, to pay lower wages. The people who worked in the town, lost their jobs and were suddenly thrust into poverty.

An entrepreneur heard about this situation. Joseph P Klanta was operating several manufacturing operations. His s...

The successful entrepreneur was constantly in demand for after-dinner speeches and could never find the time to prepare his own material.

His assistant always wrote the speech. It was at the annual conference that he was called upon to give encouragement to small businesses.
After the meal, the entrepreneur stood up to address the audience. "Ladies and gentleman. There are three main areas of tension in today's small businesses. T...

Elon Musk

People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.

A German, Dutchman , and a China man...

An entrepreneur manufacturing and selling his own product decides he needs a vacation but has no employees to run the business while he's gone.
So he hires a German and tells him he'll be in charge or manufacturing.
Then he hires as Dutchman and tells him he'll be in charge or selling everyth...

Successful entrepreneur

I met an old friend from high school the other day, and I couldn't believe how wealthy he had become. He ran a massively successful business, but could barely get a passing grade in math class when I knew him.

I asked him how he did it.

He said it was easy.

"All I did was find ...

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

A Republican politician prays to God to stop climate change...

Nearly all of the world's scientists present the politician with data about the causes and potentially disastrous effects of climate change.

Ignoring them, the politician prays, "Dear Lord, please help us with this climate change problem!"

Captains of industry present the politician wi...

An actual quote by President George Bush

"The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneurs"

Last night I went on a blind date with an attractive woman

It started off great, with easy small talk at the restaurant. She asked about my job. I told her entrepreneur. She asked what I liked most about my job. I replied, 'freedom.' We started to get in that comfortable groove.

"My daddy always told me, " she said, with a far away look and wistful ...

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While traveling in Ireland...

I stopped into an empty bar. The bartender brings me a pint and as I started to drink it he said, "You know I built this bar," he paused, "all by myself, but nobody knows me as Clint the entrepreneur. That beer you're drinking, I brewed it myself. But nobody knows me as Clint, the beer brewer." He p...

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