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Electric Shaver Jokes

A man complains to his friend.

\- Pal, some women just shouldn't be allowed to drive. Yesterday, I was driving and saw a girl in a car in front of me, she was holding the steering wheel with one hand, and with the other, she was applying makeup while looking into the rear view mirror. Once I saw that, I hit the brakes so hard, dr...

The Russian brothers hear the propaganda about Siberia...

how beautiful the weather is, how the shops are stocked with all necessities and luxuries, and prices are low.
Boris worries "Maybe they're just saying that to get people to move out there and work in the salt mines. How can we tell?"
Vladimir thinks a while, and comes up with an idea....

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Damn women drivers!

This morning on the highway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 kms with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving... and when I looked back she was halfway over in m...

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