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Razorblade Jokes

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How do you posion a woman with a razorblade?

Give her arse.a.nic

What gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder

A baby with a razorblade

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade.

What's red and green and sits in a corner?

The same baby 3 weeks later.

Had to go to work looking scruffy today...

My stupid kid didn't get any razorblades in his Halloween candy.

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A princess wanted to get married...

Deep in the German forests, there was a huge castle. It housed the king, his beautiful daughter and some servants. One day, the princess decided that she wanted to get married to a man. When she confronted her father and told him about her decision, he got very displeased and denied her request. Aft...

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The farmer's daughter

Two men are stranded in the middle of nowhere when their car runs out of gas. Being in a dead zone, they walk a few miles to find a gas station. They see a farm and knock on the door. A beautiful, young woman opens the door.

"How can I help you two fine gentleman?"

"Oh hello...we-uh......

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