It's pretty risky to manscape your testicles with an electric razor.
I guess it takes balls.
Police Officer: Ma'am, can you describe the person who assaulted you?
Woman: Oh yes, officer. I'm certain it was that man on the TV who hijacked that truck full of electric razors.
Police Officer: Ma'am, I'm afraid you been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
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