A family of 3 was bathing naked in the bathtub...

The child requested to role-play shopping. She points to her mother’s crotch and asks, “What is that?”

“It is a hairbrush.”

“How much?”

“60c.”

The child turns to her father and points down, “Is that a brush too?”

“Yes, it is!”

“How much?”

“1 dollar.”<...

There's this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift

And he knows that she is really starting to like Barbie, so he goes to the mall in hopes of finding a Barbie doll. He finally finds a store that sells Barbies and asks the cashier what Barbies are available.

"Well we have four Barbies: the Regular Barbie, which is $5."

The dad doesn't ...

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