Cordless Jokes - 6 Hilarious Cordless Jokes

I strangled a mime artist....

With a cordless phone.

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How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?

When she trips over the cordless phone.

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Yo mamas so dumb

She tripped over a cordless phone

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Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?

It came out cordless!

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Mother nature decides to buy a condo in Miami Beach.

Mother nature decided she would like to be a snowbird and bought a condo in Miami Beach. All of the mythological creatures were invited to her housewarming party.

Father time gave her a beautiful grandfather clock.
Jack Frost presented her with a state of art air conditioning system.
Th...

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I.T. auditor and a Blonde

At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. T...

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