What does the W in Flint, Michigan stand for?

Water

Captain Flint and his crew of cutlass wielding marauders, set sail for Clew Bay, ready to take down the Filthy Five Hundred and collect upon their bounty.

Retrieving the heads of these skallywags will net him $1 per ear, and Captain Flint was ready to lay down his life for it. With $1000 he could buy an entire fleet with 50 men per ship. He'd be the most feared Pirate in the Atlantic!

After 2 days of fighting by sea and shore, Captain Flint an...

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb & J.

Back in school, I took an apple tart to Detroit, Flint, and St Louis

My teacher had asked me to take pi to three dismal places

I've been asked to lead the singing at Keith Flint's funeral

I'm a choir starter

What does JFK’s brain and the Flint water pipes have in common?

They both have lead passing through

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

The problem’s H to O.

I once ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms and drove from Flint from Auburn hills while being lectured by a Giant Goldcap on why i'd never do mushrooms again.

Turns out, he was completely right.

Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?

Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

Little Timmy lived in Flint

But little Timmy is no more

For what he thought was H2O

Was PbSO4

Why did it took so long to investigate Flint water crisis?

They never appointed a lead detective

Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan

Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty.

If your name is Fred and you live in Flint Michigan and you're about to smoke a bowl....

...does that mean you're freddy to get flint-stoned

I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me...

Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.

I tried talking about Flint, Michigan

But it was a hard pill to swallow.

Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan?

Because they're always in the lead.

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What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI?

Pb and j

Bob, a Neanderthal furniture craftsman, lugs his latest stone creation into Harry’s store.

Harry is the proud owner of Pleistocene Man Home, a thriving home goods and flint cave.

Bob, still breathing heavily from his labor, says to Harry, “Here new chair. Soft slate. No crack. Has club holder.

Harry is impressed. “Good chair! Better than chair you make for Doug”

“W...

What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common?

They both overdosed on lead.

Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station?

They wanted to get the lead out.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

People who live in Flint should drink gasoline.

It's cheaper than the water and guaranteed unleaded

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people.

(It was funnier over the radio)

Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel

Sparks outrage

Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team?

Their lead is unstoppable!

9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda

that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan

Roses are red, the sky is pink

This water tastes funny
Nice to meet you I live in flint

You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water?

In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"

We all know that alchemy isn't real.

You can't get gold from lead. You just get lead from Flint.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too.

They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan

Back in the day...

...cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico...

Have you heard about Michigan's music scene??

I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)

A new version of clue is coming out this year

It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe.

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A museum curator was explaining an old gun

'To fire the gun you insert the Flint in the flintlock ; put the ball into the barrel with charge of powder from a powder horn and wad of cotton. The charge is then rammed down the barrel and tapped a few times with ramrod. Then the ramrod is replaced in the holder, the gun is cocked and then it is ...

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