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Damn women drivers!

This morning on the highway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 kms with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving... and when I looked back she was halfway over in m...

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So 3 men went to a hotel

They each stayed in 3 separate rooms
One stayed at the top floor
One stayed in the middle floor
And one Stayed in the bottom floor.
On the checkout:

Counter:
"How was your stay sir?"

Man 1:
"Horrible! I dropped my shaver off the balcony!"

Counter:
"How was y...

The Russian brothers hear the propaganda about Siberia...

how beautiful the weather is, how the shops are stocked with all necessities and luxuries, and prices are low.
Boris worries "Maybe they're just saying that to get people to move out there and work in the salt mines. How can we tell?"
Vladimir thinks a while, and comes up with an idea....

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