When I was ten I swallowed some dental floss. When it came out it was all tied up.
I shit you knot.
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jerry has a 69
After a excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend , Jerry remembered he had a dentist Appointment
He was afraid the dentist would smell Pussy on his breath! So he brushed his teeth several times Gargled ½ a litre of Listerine used dental floss as well
As he arrived at the dent...
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My Wife's cooking is so bad
If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen
The Roaches would hang themselves!
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Ever since quarantine, my pubes have gotten really long,
But think about all the money I've saved on dental floss.
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The mental hospital is having the yearly inspection.
The general manager walks with the inspector on the courtyard while telling him about how the new garden creates a quiet and safe space for the patients. On the distance they see an disheveled old man dragging a toothbrush over the grass, tied with a piece of dental floss. "What's ailing t...
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