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Dental Floss Jokes

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When I was ten I swallowed some dental floss. When it came out it was all tied up.

I shit you knot.

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jerry has a 69

After a excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend , Jerry remembered he had a dentist Appointment

He was afraid the dentist would smell Pussy on his breath! So he brushed his teeth several times
Gargled ½ a litre of Listerine used dental floss as well

As he arrived at the dent...

My Wife's cooking is so bad

If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen



The Roaches would hang themselves!

Ever since quarantine, my pubes have gotten really long,

But think about all the money I've saved on dental floss.

The mental hospital is having the yearly inspection.

The general manager walks with the inspector on the courtyard while telling him about how the new garden creates a quiet and safe space for the patients.
On the distance they see an disheveled old man dragging a toothbrush over the grass, tied with a piece of dental floss.
"What's ailing t...

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