Last December I had too much eggnog and ended up sleeping with a ghost.
I really got into the Christmas spirit.
Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.
What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?
Three men die and are at the pearly gates
St Peter explains to them that, while in the old days God demanded that only Christians who closely studied the Bible could get into Heaven, times have changed and requirements have been relaxed. These days, you only need to know the basics. St Peter turns to the first man and says, "if you can...