Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.

It's egg-nog-stick.

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I've always hated going home for Christmas ever since I stopped going to church

Every year I get so much shit from my relatives, all of them ask me why I'm not religious anymore.

But then there's my sweet little old Granny, she asks me every year "Why are you an Atheist?",

And I tell her every year, "I'm not an Atheist, I'm Eggnog-stic!".

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?


Three men die and are at the pearly gates

St Peter explains to them that, while in the old days God demanded that only Christians who closely studied the Bible could get into Heaven, times have changed and requirements have been relaxed. These days, you only need to know the basics.
St Peter turns to the first man and says, "if you can...

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