Elon Musk and Bill Gates should team up to invent a cure for erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

Due to spaghettification, if Elon Musk flew his shuttle through a Black Hole...

he would become Elon Gated.

What do Bill Gates and Elon Musk have in common?

They broke windows live on stage.

If Elon Musk was a country, what country would he be?

Mad at gas car.

Elon Musk was forced to resign and King Julien took over

They needed someone who was more passionate about electric cars and who could beat King Julien? I mean everyone knows King Julien was in the “Mad at Gas Cars” movies.

Elon Musk launched a cow to the moon. It landed so hard that a quarter of the moon got annihilated.

Moo.

Why did Elon Musk fail to go to Mars

Because he is very down to Earth

What movie was produced by Elon Musk?

MadAtGasCar

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?

Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

What’s Elon Musk’s favourite comedy?

Bambi

Did you hear about the scandal with Elon Musk embezzling money for his surgery to make him taller?

Look it up, it's called Elongate.

Elon Musk needs to start a new company,

Elon Must.

If Elon Musk released a line of fragrances they would probably call it..

Tesla for Men or something like that

Tesla's new car smell.

I heard they designed a special new car smell just for Tesla's.

They call it Elons musk.

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because...

Everyone who searches for actual news on Elongate will only get 50 pages of a reposted joke from Reddit.

What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?

By saying *"I need some space"*

Where is Elon Musk's car right now?

In the parking space.

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy
















I'm sorry

I heard Macy's is selling this new perfume that has that "new Tesla smell"

They're calling it 'Elon Musk'.

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

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Elon Musk: Tesla cars now have full self driving capabilities.

PornHub: "Tinder date comes in me in a Tesla on autopilot"

What is Elon Musk's favorite band?

30 Seconds to Mars

What do you call Elon Musk when he’s been to the gym a lot?

Muskular

CEO of Tesla invented solar-energy gathering grass!

I love the stuff, I filled my entire yard with it. My only complaint is the weird smell. Has a real e-lawn musk to it.

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

No wonder Elon Musk's scandals are so drawn out

It's not called elongate for nothing.

First review posted of Elon Musk's "Restaurant on the Moon"

"Great Food, No Atmosphere"

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If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...

Would that be SpaceX space sex?

Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic grass for Mars

He’s calling it an E-Lawn.

Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.

Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.

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Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together

Out of nowhere, Bill puts one finger in his ear and points another at his mouth and starts talking. When he’s done, he explains that he has a microchip in both fingers to act as a phone. Not long after that, Elon starts talking but to seemingly no one. When he’s finished he explains that his microch...

What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3Musketeers

What is the group of cannibals who ate Elon Musk called?

The Three Musk eaters

What does someone say if they want elon musk dead

Elon musk die

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.

I guess the real joke is in the comets.

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Elon Musk and Bill Gates created a penis enlargement product.

They called it Elongate.

Elon Musk Announces Odd location for New Tesla Factory in the Country of........

##

Mad-at-gas-car

What's the smell in every new Tesla called?

Elon's musk

*badum tss*

I don’t think Elon Musk’s comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office

Now he just has to run as a Republican

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?

Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…

He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.

Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?

Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.

If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it

Would it be his Space Ex?

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Hugh Hefner was actually a big proponent of Elon Musk when he was alive.

He first heard about Space-X on the radio.

"Space sex?" he asked. "Sign me the fuck up!"

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I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

Have you ever wondered what happened to the value of elon musk's tesla after it went into space?

It skyrocketed!

What did Elon Musk's ex-wife wrote to him before breaking up?

"Honey, I think we need some space. x"

Did you hear about that cologne made for nerds?

They call it “Elon’s Musk”

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...

...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

Tesla released a car air freshener last week...

It's called "Elon's musk".

- Congrats on Q3 Elon, enjoy my repost everyone that missed it.

I tried a new cologne today that made me feel like a billion bucks.

It's called Musk, by Elon

Elon Musk takes out a loan

The year is 2020.


Elon musk walks into a bank in London and asks for the loan officer. He says says he is going to space on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

The loans officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so Elon Musk ...

Elon Musk's Twitter is like a Tesla Model S

It goes from 0 to 100 in 1.9 seconds.

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.

Elongate is really drawn out.

Elon Musk's Car Insurance

must have skyrocketed today

If Elon Musk started a yoga studio...

...he’d be the owner of a boring company and an inner resting company as well.

You can buy an Elon Musk flamethrower for $500

Who’s got that much money to burn?

What kind of cologne do college students in Burlington, NC wear?

Elon Musk

What's Elon Musk's favorite meal of the day?

Launch.

Relationship status of Elon Musk

Forever Elon.

I told Elon Musk a joke about mars...

he said it was terable.

Say what you will about Elon Musk

but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

I think with the recent success of Elon musk’s “not a flamethrower” sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes

He could call his first brand Elon’s musk

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...

He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.

Elon Musk

People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is....

quite a ground breaking invention.

Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?

Yeah, Amber Heard

What do people say when Elon Musk says ,"I'm going to the gym."?

Musk-u-liar

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Women close to Elon have said his semen taste kind of like BBQ.

They describe it as a “salty musk skeet”.

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