Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3Musketeers

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

If Elon Musk released a line of fragrances they would probably call it..

Tesla for Men or something like that

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

Elon Musk needs to start a new company,

Elon Must.

What’s Elon Musk’s favourite comedy?

Bambi

What movie was produced by Elon Musk?

MadAtGasCar

Did you hear about the scandal with Elon Musk embezzling money for his surgery to make him taller?

Look it up, it's called Elongate.

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because...

Everyone who searches for actual news on Elongate will only get 50 pages of a reposted joke from Reddit.

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy
















I'm sorry

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?

Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?

By saying *"I need some space"*

No wonder Elon Musk's scandals are so drawn out

It's not called elongate for nothing.

What is Elon Musk's favorite band?

30 Seconds to Mars

What do you call Elon Musk when he’s been to the gym a lot?

Muskular

Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic grass for Mars

He’s calling it an E-Lawn.

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?

When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

What is the group of cannibals who ate Elon Musk called?

The Three Musk eaters

What’s the model name of Tesla’s new SUV?

Journalist: “What’s the model name of the upcoming SUV?”

Elon Musk: ’Y’.

Journalist: “Because I’m asking.”

Musk: “And I’m telling you.”

Journalist: “So if you’re telling me, what did you say it’s called?”

Musk: ‘Y’

Journalist: “Why?”

Musk: “Exactly.”<...

First review posted of Elon Musk's "Restaurant on the Moon"

"Great Food, No Atmosphere"

What does someone say if they want elon musk dead

Elon musk die

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If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...

Would that be SpaceX space sex?

Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.

Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.

Elon Musk Announces Odd location for New Tesla Factory in the Country of........

##

Mad-at-gas-car

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

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Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together

Out of nowhere, Bill puts one finger in his ear and points another at his mouth and starts talking. When he’s done, he explains that he has a microchip in both fingers to act as a phone. Not long after that, Elon starts talking but to seemingly no one. When he’s finished he explains that his microch...

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.

I guess the real joke is in the comets.

I don’t think Elon Musk’s comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office

Now he just has to run as a Republican

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?

Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it

Would it be his Space Ex?

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I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

Elon musk is worth 21B dollar, but he is still not married

that's the reason why he's worth 21B dollar.

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Hugh Hefner was actually a big proponent of Elon Musk when he was alive.

He first heard about Space-X on the radio.

"Space sex?" he asked. "Sign me the fuck up!"

Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?

Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...

...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

What did Elon Musk's ex-wife wrote to him before breaking up?

"Honey, I think we need some space. x"

Elon Musk's Twitter is like a Tesla Model S

It goes from 0 to 100 in 1.9 seconds.

Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…

He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.

The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.

Elongate is really drawn out.

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

Elon Musk's Car Insurance

must have skyrocketed today

Relationship status of Elon Musk

Forever Elon.

You can buy an Elon Musk flamethrower for $500

Who’s got that much money to burn?

Elon Musk takes out a loan

The year is 2020.


Elon musk walks into a bank in London and asks for the loan officer. He says says he is going to space on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

The loans officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so Elon Musk ...

I told Elon Musk a joke about mars...

he said it was terable.

I think with the recent success of Elon musk’s “not a flamethrower” sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes

He could call his first brand Elon’s musk

I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...

He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

Elon Musk

People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.

Say what you will about Elon Musk

but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model

The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is....

quite a ground breaking invention.

Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her?

Yeah, Amber Heard

What do people say when Elon Musk says ,"I'm going to the gym."?

Musk-u-liar

Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.

Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.

Did you hear that Elon Musk announced plans for a restaurant on the moon?

He said we can count on good food but no atmosphere.

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Women close to Elon have said his semen taste kind of like BBQ.

They describe it as a “salty musk skeet”.

Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared...

I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*

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