Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange

You’d think he was from mad-at-gas-car.

What's in common between Elon Musk and Homeless man

They both do not pay taxes

Elon Musk and Bill Gates had two children

One was Elon Gates, who became the tallest man alive. The other was Bill Musk and he smelled like money.

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Elon Musk wants to start a university called the ‘Texas Institute of Technology & Science and an affiliate called Austin School of Science

To be known as TITS and ASS

Elon Musk's right when he says aliens may be living among us.

That explains why some people keep making rockets and trying to leave the planet.

Elon Musk and his girlfriend have broken up.

Told her he needed some space.

Why does Elon Musk get divorced so often?

Because he can't stand unions of any kind.

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Why are Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson so excited for space?

They’ve fucked almost everyone on our planet and want one last shot at Uranus.

Elon Musk rewatches The Matrix.

Realizes that Neo is the good guy.

Teslas do not have “New Car” smell…

They have an Elon Musk

Have you heard? Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Scott, and Justine Musk are starting their own rocket company!

They are calling it Space-Ex’s and their rockets are guaranteed to go pren-up up up.

Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?

He’s planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.

Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor..

because Elon loves his Crypto.

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

What is Elon Musk's favourite band?

Thirty Seconds to Mars

Melinda Gates should keep her surname, marry Elon Musk then Elon must change his surname.

Then his name would be 'Elon Gates'

What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common?

They both got rich off of Tesla.

Elon Musk has been captured by a fellow billionaire and is now trapped in a medieval rack.

He is to henceforth be known as Elon Gates.

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

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Breaking News: Elon Musk & Bill Gates have joined hands

to make a Penis Enhancer.....They will call it
ELONGATES

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...

... he was plain old Lon Musk

What happens to Musk when he approaches a black hole?

He gets Elongated

What is Elon Musk's favorite country?

Mad-at-gas-car

Why would Elon musk take a chicken into space?

To make spaceggs

If Elon musk and Bill gates made an enlargement pill, then

It would be called Elongate

Elon Musk, Cristiano Ronaldo, a mailman, and the Dalai Lama are in a plane when suddenly they enter some extremely rough turbulence.

The pilot enters the room and says “Bad news, the plane is damaged too bad to fix. We have maybe 5 minutes before we’re going to have to abandon the plane.” Unfortunately, when they grab the parachutes, they see that one of them has an enormous rip through the middle and is unusable, which leaves f...

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?

Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

When Elon Musk converts to Islam

He'd be Elon Mosque.

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What do Elon Musk and the Nazis have in common?

They both give children serial numbers.

What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12?

i 1 2 ½ 6

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

Why does Elon Musk want so many satellites?

He’s transmitten with them.

People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll?

Because I've always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.

Where's Elon Musk from?

Mad at gas car..

Source: @anisskuniss on tiktok

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Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California

Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out

Tesla just released a new brand of cologne

It's called "Elon's Musk."

Elon Musk has launched a new cologne!

Space-Axe Body Spray™

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas

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Elon Musk has Tested his New Nerolink Brain Implant on Pigs

No word yet if it has successfully stopped them from shooting black people.

Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain...

...it was from the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department.

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How many reddit users does it take to replace a lightbulb?

1 to make a post about it,
4 to mention that its the wrong forum,
1 to post it to the right forum,
7 to suggest op should post it to the electronics forum,
2 to post it to the electronics forum,
1 mod to delete the second post,

3 to suggest an image post would have gathered mor...

I'm gonna 1 up Elon Musk and name my kid

58008

Say what you want about Elon Musk but with his plan to bring people to mars...

No one is a more creative serial killer

Elon Musk’s tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion...

Even more boring than before!

There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

What do you call the employees of Elon Musk ?

The Musketeers

Which African country is Elon Musk from?

Madatgascar

Did you hear about Elon musks resteraunt on Mars?

Great food but no atmosphere

The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes

Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

What do Bill Gates and Elon Musk have in common?

They broke windows live on stage.

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg?

One's a human trying to conquer Mars and the other is an alien trying to conquer Earth.

Note: This joke isn't mine, I heard it somewhere but I forgot where, if it's already been posted send me the link and I'll remove it.

What did Elon Musk say to the SpaceX crew before taking off?

>!Dracarys!<

I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities.

I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?

Elon Musk announces he will visit ISS till Covid-19 stabilises.

And nobody even assumed this is a joke.

What’s Elon Musk’s favourite comedy?

Bambi

Elon Musk would never have to worry if he lost his son X

He could just go to a mathematician to find him.

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Crew Dragon rocket

I guess the real joke will be in the comets.

Who's the richest African-American?

Elon Musk

BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk Announces All SpaceX Flights To Mars Cancelled

Martian officials say borders closed until CoronaVirus is under control.

Elon Musk has just announced the name of his next child

8=D. It's pronounced Chode

Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.

I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.

Elon Musk needs to start a new company,

Elon Must.

Due to spaghettification, if Elon Musk flew his shuttle through a Black Hole...

he would become Elon Gated.

Elon Musk launched a cow to the moon. It landed so hard that a quarter of the moon got annihilated.

Moo.

If Elon Musk released a line of fragrances they would probably call it..

Tesla for Men or something like that

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Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together

Out of nowhere, Bill puts one finger in his ear and points another at his mouth and starts talking. When he’s done, he explains that he has a microchip in both fingers to act as a phone. Not long after that, Elon starts talking but to seemingly no one. When he’s finished he explains that his microch...

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because...

Everyone who searches for actual news on Elongate will only get 50 pages of a reposted joke from Reddit.

What do you call Elon Musk when he’s been to the gym a lot?

Muskular

What's the worst way to break up with Elon Musk?

By saying *"I need some space"*

Elon Musk was forced to resign and King Julien took over

They needed someone who was more passionate about electric cars and who could beat King Julien? I mean everyone knows King Julien was in the “Mad at Gas Cars” movies.

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy
















I'm sorry

Did you hear about the scandal with Elon Musk embezzling money for his surgery to make him taller?

Look it up, it's called Elongate.

Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk…

He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.

Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.

Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.

Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house?

Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.

No wonder Elon Musk's scandals are so drawn out

It's not called elongate for nothing.

I don’t think Elon Musk’s comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office

Now he just has to run as a Republican

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?

Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3Musketeers

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Hugh Hefner was actually a big proponent of Elon Musk when he was alive.

He first heard about Space-X on the radio.

"Space sex?" he asked. "Sign me the fuck up!"

Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic grass for Mars

He’s calling it an E-Lawn.

Elon Musk Announces Odd location for New Tesla Factory in the Country of........

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Mad-at-gas-car

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Elon Musk: Tesla cars now have full self driving capabilities.

PornHub: "Tinder date comes in me in a Tesla on autopilot"

What did Elon Musk's ex-wife wrote to him before breaking up?

"Honey, I think we need some space. x"

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