This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
Jesus paid for our sins, not with cash, nor did he barter...
He used Praypal
Two men were bartering over a marble slab.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Once my friends bakery burned down…His business is toast.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
A guy passes a store selling cheap trinkets from around the world
A small figurine in the window catches his eye. It's a little rabbit with a mallet getting ready to hit some mochi. The man recognises this as the rabbit in the moon from the story and decides he really likes it. He goes inside and asks the sales clerk about the price.
Upon hearing the price,...
A sufficiently advanced society has synthesized all human knowledge
in pill form. So an undergraduate goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist if he has history, economics, and literature. The pharmacist disappears into the back. When he returns, he has three little boxes and says
"Here, take this purple one for all of human history—from the origins all...