Finally got around to taking a class on temporal physics.
It's about time, right?
I met a time traveler today
Something strange happened to me this morning. I was walking my dog, when all of a sudden I heard a strange whooshing sound and out of nowhere a guy appeared on the side walk in front of me. He looked like he was in his twenties and was wearing really strange cloths. He was staring at a small techni...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping...
They build up their tents and after a good meal and a bottle of the finest wine they lay down and go to sleep.
A few hours later, Holmes wakes up his good friend and says, "Watson, my dear friend, look up and tell me what you see." Watson then replies "I see millions and millions of stars" an...
My girlfriends health
A number of years ago my girlfriend was having these terrible headaches.
She goes to the doctors, and they tell her it's a sinus issue. Another month goes by and she sees her Dr. again, and they do more blood work on her, and it's discovered to be temporal arteritis. Which is basically enlar...
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The Immortal Bard
*This is not my joke, it is actually a short story written by Isaac Asimov, but it is written like a joke. One that I found quite humorous. Hope it belongs here.*
"Oh, yes," said Dr. Phineas Welch, "I can bring back the spirits of the illustrious dead."
He was a little drunk, or maybe ...
Where do you take your time machine when it breaks?
To the temporal mechanic