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Geography of a woman

Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful. Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is l...

“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”

“ I don’t know, but Alaska.”

A Geography Lesson from Flock of Seagulls

Y'see, kids, Canada is to the north of the US, and Mexico's to the south, *and Iran, Iran's so far away*.

Geology rocks...

But Geography is where it's at!

A robber walks into a bank and points the gun at the receptionist

"Give me all your money or you're Geography!" 'Don't you mean "or you're History"?' "*DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"*

Why are Americans bad at geography?

Because the students who skipped class survived.

Why did God create war?

So that Americans could learn geography.

Trump talking about buying Greenland is having Americans confront their biggest adversary...

...geography.

As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying

"God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany."

"Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"

He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"

A question from Jeopardy tonight about geography.

Alex: “Name this territory adjacent to the territory Nunavut.”

Me: “What is Alluvut?”

My grandad went down in history...

...and he once fingered a girl in geography.

The first day of school, I signed up for Math, English, Science and Geography..

The rest, as they say, is History

The Geography of a Woman

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is li...

I need to brush up on my geography.

The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.

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A mercurial rocker hands out backstage passes...

A mercurial rocker of a popular band was known to give out many backstage passes. Now this happens all the time in the music industry; however this rocker always handed out the same pass to many women, and never changed it. The pass was for Tulsa OK, and he'd give out the large TULSA backstage pas...

I wanted to tell a geography joke...

...but you had to be there to understand.

When in Africa, where do you put the D?

Djibouti

*sorry I'm just trying not to fall asleep in geography class*

Sometimes I really do regret taking history and geography

Every time I’d enter the class room I would exclaim ‘oh the humanities!’

In the geography class:

-What is the capital of Germany?

-Berlin!

-What is the capital of Poland?

-Berlin!

-What is the capital of France?

-Berlin!

-Good job, Adolf!

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I'm absolutely fuming..

My son got sent home from school yesterday. He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around. Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.

Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone...

A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography

Teacher: "what state do you live in?"

Student: "denial."

You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin

Capital of France? Berlin

Capital of Russia? Berlin

Capital of Poland? Berlin

Capital of USA? Tokyo

Capital of China? Tokyo

Hotel? Trivago

That's my boy.

A young boy was getting ready for a geography test he was going to take at school.

As he studied, he decided to ask his mother for help:

"Mom, will you help me revise for my geography test?"

"Sure honey, let's see... what's the capital of Germany?'

"Berlin!"

"Good job! What about the capital of France?"

"Berlin!"

"Way to go! What's the cap...

A mother is helping her son study for a test

She asks him "What is the capital of Germany?"
He replies "Berlin."
She then asks "What is the capital of France?"
He replies "Berlin."
She asks "What is the capital of Russia?"
He replies "Berlin."
She then hugs him and says "Great job Adolf, you'll do so well on your geography ex...

Prof to the student: Did you study geography?

Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.

If I got 1$ for every geography test I failed

I could finally understand that I live in Europe, where these are worthless

I'm not very good at geography

But i know the name of one city in France, which is Nice.

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Last week I fucked my sister in law

This week I fucked my brother in geography

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European

Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade class. Each student has to stand up and answer questions in front of their peers. Mr. Andrews, who has a very thick southern accent, addresses the first student.

"Beth, would you a-stand up and answer this a-question: what's the a-capital of a-Ru...

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