“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”

“ I don’t know, but Alaska.”

Why are Americans bad at geography?

Because the students who skipped class survived.

The first day of school, I signed up for Math, English, Science and Geography..

The rest, as they say, is History

A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.

She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"What is the capital of France?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"What is the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."

The Geography of a Woman

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is li...

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”

The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!"

A question from Jeopardy tonight about geography.

Alex: “Name this territory adjacent to the territory Nunavut.”

Me: “What is Alluvut?”

Student: I'll never be good at geography.

Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!

I need to brush up on my geography.

The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.

Why did God create war?

So that Americans could learn geography.

A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography

Teacher: "what state do you live in?"

Student: "denial."

Prof to the student: Did you study geography?

Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.

Sometimes I really do regret taking history and geography

Every time I’d enter the class room I would exclaim ‘oh the humanities!’

You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin

Capital of France? Berlin

Capital of Russia? Berlin

Capital of Poland? Berlin

Capital of USA? Tokyo

Capital of China? Tokyo

Hotel? Trivago

That's my boy.

I wanted to tell a geography joke...

...but you had to be there to understand.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at..

And geometry's a cute one too.

A young boy was getting ready for a geography test he was going to take at school.

As he studied, he decided to ask his mother for help:

"Mom, will you help me revise for my geography test?"

"Sure honey, let's see... what's the capital of Germany?'

"Berlin!"

"Good job! What about the capital of France?"

"Berlin!"

"Way to go! What's the cap...

I'm not very good at geography

But i know the name of one city in France, which is Nice.

Trump talking about buying Greenland is having Americans confront their biggest adversary...

...geography.

I heard the best geography joke today...

I would tell you but you had to be there.

Geography class

-Whats the capital of Germany?

-Berlin teacher

-Whats the capital of France?

-Berlin again teacher

-Whats the capital of Poland?

-Still Berlin teacher

-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!

-We'll see about that

I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book.

At least I know where I stand now.

my grade for geography

will be out of this world.

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Geography of a Woman vs a Man

Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.

Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... ver...

My grandad went down in history...

...and he once fingered a girl in geography.

My friend told me a geography joke.

Actually never mind, you had to be there.

Two blondes are in geography class together...

One asks the other
"Which is closer, London or the moon"
The other replies
"The moon, obviously, can you see London?"

As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying

"God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany."

"Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"

He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"

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At geography class

Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him:

- Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers:

- Page 83.

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Last week I fucked my sister in law

This week I fucked my brother in geography

I have a double major in Psychology and Geography.

I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.

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A mercurial rocker hands out backstage passes...

A mercurial rocker of a popular band was known to give out many backstage passes. Now this happens all the time in the music industry; however this rocker always handed out the same pass to many women, and never changed it. The pass was for Tulsa OK, and he'd give out the large TULSA backstage pas...

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I'm absolutely fuming..

My son got sent home from school yesterday. He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around. Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.

Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone...

What is the purpose of war?

"God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain

my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial...

So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt

Two things I learned from online dating

geography and disappointment

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60-year-old joke which still makes me laugh

Teacher wants to know why Tommy is late for school. "Please Miss, I've had no fucking breakfast," says Tommy.

Shocked at such language, she makes him go and stand in the corner until he has seen the error of his ways and continues her geography lesson. "Today we are going to talk about Scot...

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European

Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade class. Each student has to stand up and answer questions in front of their peers. Mr. Andrews, who has a very thick southern accent, addresses the first student.

"Beth, would you a-stand up and answer this a-question: what's the a-capital of a-Ru...

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