My son got an F in his geography exam today.

I sent him to his room but he ended up in the kitchen

My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography

Either way, she can still rock my world.

“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”

“ I don’t know, but Alaska.”

I failed my test on Canadian Geography today

I knew Nunavut

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Little Johnny's in South African Geography Class.

The teacher says "Johnny why didn't you do your homework?"

Johnny says "cos there was fokol for breakfast."

The Teacher says "That's not cool don't say fokol in my class. Quiz time:"

"Where is the Namibian border?"

Thabo says "To the North of The Northern Cape."

S...

A little geography joke for y’all

A little boy living in Southern California was inside his home, playing with a baseball. The ball then slips out of his hands, shatters a lamp, and rolls out of sight.

His dad sprints upstairs in a panic at the shatter, yelling “WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!”

The boy replies nonchalantl...

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Geography of a woman

Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful. Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is l...

A Geography Lesson from Flock of Seagulls

Y'see, kids, Canada is to the north of the US, and Mexico's to the south, *and Iran, Iran's so far away*.

A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.

She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"What is the capital of France?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"What is the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."

Geology rocks,

but geography’s where it’s at.

The Geography of a Woman

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is li...

Why are Americans bad at geography?

Because the students who skipped class survived.

A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"

"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”

The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!"

Student: I'll never be good at geography.

Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at..

And geometry's a cute one too.

The first day of school, I signed up for Math, English, Science and Geography..

The rest, as they say, is History

You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

An unrecognized talent

"So, what's the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin"
"Very well! And the capital of France?"
"Mhhhh... Berlin?"
"Well, not exactly... Maybe you can tell me the capital of Poland"
"I know it! Berlin, right?"
"You really like Berlin eh? Well, at least you should remember the capital of Aust...

A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography

Teacher: "what state do you live in?"

Student: "denial."

Prof to the student: Did you study geography?

Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.

Sometimes I really do regret taking history and geography

Every time I’d enter the class room I would exclaim ‘oh the humanities!’

I need to brush up on my geography.

The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.

A question from Jeopardy tonight about geography.

Alex: “Name this territory adjacent to the territory Nunavut.”

Me: “What is Alluvut?”

Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin

Capital of France? Berlin

Capital of Russia? Berlin

Capital of Poland? Berlin

Capital of USA? Tokyo

Capital of China? Tokyo

Hotel? Trivago

That's my boy.

My Grandad went down in history

He also fingered a girl in geography

If I got 1$ for every geography test I failed

I could finally understand that I live in Europe, where these are worthless

I wanted to tell a geography joke...

...but you had to be there to understand.

I'm not very good at geography

But i know the name of one city in France, which is Nice.

I heard the best geography joke today...

I would tell you but you had to be there.

A young boy was getting ready for a geography test he was going to take at school.

As he studied, he decided to ask his mother for help:

"Mom, will you help me revise for my geography test?"

"Sure honey, let's see... what's the capital of Germany?'

"Berlin!"

"Good job! What about the capital of France?"

"Berlin!"

"Way to go! What's the cap...

Geography class

-Whats the capital of Germany?

-Berlin teacher

-Whats the capital of France?

-Berlin again teacher

-Whats the capital of Poland?

-Still Berlin teacher

-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!

-We'll see about that

My friend told me a geography joke.

Actually never mind, you had to be there.

I have a double major in Psychology and Geography.

I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.

Two blondes are in geography class together...

One asks the other
"Which is closer, London or the moon"
The other replies
"The moon, obviously, can you see London?"

I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book.

At least I know where I stand now.

Trump talking about buying Greenland is having Americans confront their biggest adversary...

...geography.

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At geography class

Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him:

- Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers:

- Page 83.

The War on Terrorism....

....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans.

My geography teacher told us this one yesterday, after mentioning how biologically it makes sense for girls to wear pants and boys to wear skirts.

How many blackbirds can you fit under a Scottish mans kilt?

Depends how big the perch is.

Why did God create war?

So that Americans could learn geography.

As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying

"God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany."

"Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"

He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"

What is the purpose of war?

"God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain

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A mercurial rocker hands out backstage passes...

A mercurial rocker of a popular band was known to give out many backstage passes. Now this happens all the time in the music industry; however this rocker always handed out the same pass to many women, and never changed it. The pass was for Tulsa OK, and he'd give out the large TULSA backstage pas...

my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial...

So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt

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Last week I fucked my sister in law

This week I fucked my brother in geography

Two things I learned from online dating

geography and disappointment

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European

Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade class. Each student has to stand up and answer questions in front of their peers. Mr. Andrews, who has a very thick southern accent, addresses the first student.

"Beth, would you a-stand up and answer this a-question: what's the a-capital of a-Ru...

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I'm absolutely fuming..

My son got sent home from school yesterday. He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around. Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.

Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone...

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