A nobleman had a servant who was violently opposed to capitalism and devoted most of his free time attending meetings where communistic theories were expounded and applauded.
The nobleman was tolerant because the servant was so diligent in the performance of his duties.
Suddenly the ...
Cafe Chit Chat
At a local cafe, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a T...
My better half said period jokes aren't clever
So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period.
I hope to work at an umbrella factory.
Ever since being a child, I have appreciated the unique motions of the umbrella. Unparalleled in all of man's creation, and unrivaled in nature, the conic beauty of the umbrella has become iconic in my heart.
I have wanted to work at an umbrella factory for years because of my deep rooted...