" While passing a house on the road, two Virginia salesmen spotted a "very peculiar chimney, unfinished, and it attracting their attention, they asked a flaxen-haired urchin standing near the house if it 'drawed well' whereupon the aforementioned urchin gave them the stinging retort: 'Yes, it draws ...
I loved last summer in Milwaukee.
I think it was a Tuesday.
What did the man say to his pet bear after buying her a computer and the computer wouldn't turn on and he ended up calling his cousin who works at the computer company and the cousin came down from Milwaukee to show them how to connect everything to make the computer work?
Sorry for the complicated setup.
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I just flew in from Milwaukee
and boy are my arms tired from masturbating the whole way.
An old joke from about 100 years ago that's actually somewhat amusing
A Milwaukee man and his wife recently received a call from an old friend whom they had not seen for years. Just before the three sat down to a little supper in the German style, the wife, seizing a favorable opportunity, whispered to her husband:
"We have only three bottles of beer in the hou...
How do people in Wisconsin communicate with each other?
Using a Milwaukee talkie.
How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie