Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships...
...And the ass that docked them.
He who lives in a glass horse.
Doesn't get into Troy.
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normally don't like longer jokes but, this is funny
A US Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.
The first evening in port, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy, influential plantation owner (who also happened to be a very generous political donor). It read:
What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers?
The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 "regular" ounces.
The more you know...
A joke from my great uncle
A nun is walking through the city and hails a taxi cab. The nun gets in a cab, and after a few minutes the cabbie says "It's been a while since I've passionately kissed a woman, would you be willing to kiss me, sister?" The nun asks "Are you single and catholic? If you are there shouldn't be a probl...
Three nuns arrive at the pearly gates, and are told that because they have devoted their lives to the world they can return to Earth for three months, taking on the identity of whatever person they should choose.
The first nun said she wanted to return as Helen of Troy.
"Why Helen?" as...
What is the national bird of Turkey?
The Heron of Troy
I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in.....
"Troy." he said, suddenly.
"I am." I replied. "Give me a minute"