Fitted sheets were originally invented in 1682 in Salem, MA.

Unfortunately, they didn't catch on at that time since anyone who could actually fold them was accused of witchcraft and subsequently burned at the stake.

.. worst part about the Salem witch trials....

... having to go door to door to tell neighbors you're a registered hex offender.

What do you call a group of people called to testify at the Salem witch trials?

Witchnesses.

The witches in Sabrina the Teenage Witch having a cat called Salem is like...

A Jewish family having a cat called Auschwitz.

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