Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet?
Because the others are Not-Cs
I played CS:GO in Antarctica
My computer kept freezing
Why did the CS major quit his job?
He didn't get arrays.
at the pharmacy
Cs: hi Ph: hello Cs: have you got any acetylsalicylic acid? Ph: you mean aspirin? Cs: that's the one. Can never for the life o' me remember that name
What do you call an Egyptian god who sucks at CS:GO?
A-noob-is.
My computer kept overheating while playing CS:GO
I had to stop to give it a quick de_dust.
CS:GO and Roulette are quite similar
They are both fun until you add Russian
The CS:GO Joke.
In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem
What happens when a CS:GO streamer experiences psychological trauma ?
They use a 360-no-scoping mechanism.
What does Hillary do when she loses a game of CS:GO?
She blames the Russians.
Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...
Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"
A student asks CS professor: did your years of studying computer science ever helped you in your life?
Professor replies: oh yes, for sure, computer science did help me in my life. One day I'd get my socks from the laundry and they were all mixed up in a big pile of socks. But then I remembered that I knew QuickSort and sorted them in O(n log n) time.
A French internet cafe had to cancel a CS:GO tournament it was supposed to host, after someone stole all the baked goods.
The gamers said the baguette loss was intolerable.
Due to an increase in popularity, koi farmers are discovering an increase in counterfeit fish.
They’ve begun using a lettered grading scale:
As are the most rare of purebred koi’s
Bs are the more common variety purebred koi’s
Cs are mix/hybrid koi’s
Everything else are D koi’s
Why do pirates listen to opera music?
Because they love the high Cs.
During the Dinner, the mother askss the son:
During the dinner, the mother asks the son:
- What grade did you get at school today?
- I got an A, mom!
The robot slaps him.
- I meant, it was a B!
The robot slaps him again.
- Okay, okay, it was an F!
The mother replies:
- You should be asha...
How do pirates spell Thicc?
With seven Cs.
How thicc is the world?
Thiccccccc with 7 Cs
Joke from my 3 year old daughter
I was putting my daughter to bed tonight and she told me she had a joke for me.
What kind of bat knows the A, B, Cs?
The alphaBAT
What are the ten letters of the Pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the seven Cs.
Aldi recently copied Lidl's idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they're being fined for breaking piracy laws.
It's because they sale'd the seven Cs.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(RRRRRR)
You'd think it'd be R but they love the Cs!
What is it called when a programmer takes a nap?
A CS-ta
Why is it easy to get into a pirate college?
Because you only need high Cs
Banker: Okay, all I need now is your PostCode? Pirate: Sure, that’s CCC-CCCC
Banker: Sorry, Was that Six or Seven Cs?
What do you call a nap in computer science class?
A CS-ta
A girl and a csgo map
Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed.
Ole and Sven go to Hell
Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell.
Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ...
A son has just gotten his report card, it's not good....
"Hello father, here's my report card....", the son says. "All Cs!" His father is furious. "Son, if you don't improve your grades by next term I will disown you....if you don't get As, I don't want you to call me father any more!"
.....next term comes and goes.....the son gets his ...
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