CSI Alabama was a failure . . .

. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.

Why did the CSI team get called to the set of the Purple Rain video shoot.

They needed to dust for Prince.

5:06 AM - I find a dead body on the corner of Main St. and Park Ave. and notify a CSI unit.

5:06 AM - The CSI unit arrives.

5:06 AM - The CSI unit starts collecting samples at the crime scene.

5:06 AM - I notice my watch has stopped.

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Last night on CSI they found semen in a dead woman's ear.

I guess she heard her killer coming.

Why did CSI Alabama fail?

its hard to make a csi show when everyone shares DNA, and nobody has dental records.

ROLL TIDE.

Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas?

They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.

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Plans to make the new TV series, CSI Baton Rouge were scrapped yesterday.

The producers discovered that nobody has any dental records and everybody has the same DNA!

I just disconnected my home alarm and left the neighborhood watch program.

I raised 2 Pakistani flags at each corner of the house and a black ISIS flag in the middle of the yard.
I have the FBI, NSA, MI6, MI5, RCMP, CSIS and a few other agencies watching the house 24/7.
I’ve never felt safer.

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