What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!

Why did the limestone get arrested?

For basalt and battery!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did one piece of limestone say to the other?

"I think we need to chalk..."

I've been training as a sculptor for months but I'm not very good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn't work out what it was.

I said to him surely he could see it was sedimentary, my deer, Watson.

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