Do you have a favorite material? Mines Limestone...
But a lot of people take it for granite
What did one piece of limestone say to the other?
"I think we need to chalk..."
I've been training as a sculptor for months but I'm not very good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn't work out what it was.
I said to him surely he could see it was sedimentary, my deer, Watson.
funny questions & answer
1.Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Ans - Because he felt crummy.
2 Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Ans - Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
3.What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Ans - Where is pop corn?
A contractor offered his client a choice of table tops made of various rock types.
Contractor: Here we’ve got some limestone. It’ll really bring the room together, man.
Client: I’m not too sure about that. It doesn’t wow me all that much.
Contractor: Well, I’ve got marble here. It’s pretty unique and could give you that one of a kind look you’re wanting.