Do you have a favorite material? Mines Limestone...
But a lot of people take it for granite
Why did the limestone get arrested?
For basalt and battery!
What did one piece of limestone say to the other?
"I think we need to chalk..."
I've been training as a sculptor for months but I'm not very good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn't work out what it was.
I said to him surely he could see it was sedimentary, my deer, Watson.
A contractor offered his client a choice of table tops made of various rock types.
Contractor: Here we’ve got some limestone. It’ll really bring the room together, man.
Client: I’m not too sure about that. It doesn’t wow me all that much.
Contractor: Well, I’ve got marble here. It’s pretty unique and could give you that one of a kind look you’re wanting.
funny questions & answer
1.Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Ans - Because he felt crummy.
2 Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Ans - Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
3.What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Ans - Where is pop corn?