My dad and I were arguing about my driving. He said I was driving too carefully and to speed up a bit, but I was adamant that I would stay at my usual speed.

In the end, I had to put my foot down.

Adam meets a witch

The witch tells him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed"!


Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive."

Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely *will* be cursed!

Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."

The witch then transformed him into an ant.

Witch: "Lo...

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Dallas Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with chil...

I went to a museum and I asked if I could take a picture...

The guard was adamant that the pictures stay on the wall.

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Gordon Ramsay is very adamant about unprotected sex...

Because every time I call it that he screams "IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

My girlfriend was really adamant that we do Molly together for the first time

So she asked if I knew where I could find Molly. I said, "Yeah, your sister is right upstairs, and just got back Burning Man."

"That's right!" replied my girlfriend. "Why don't you run up there and get some and I'll be right up."

A few minutes later she was standing in Molly's doorway...

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

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