My dad and I were arguing about my driving. He said I was driving too carefully and to speed up a bit, but I was adamant that I would stay at my usual speed.
In the end, I had to put my foot down.
Adam meets a witch
The witch tells him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed"!
Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive."
Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely *will* be cursed!
Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."
The witch then transformed him into an ant.
Dallas Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with chil...
I went to a museum and I asked if I could take a picture...
The guard was adamant that the pictures stay on the wall.
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Gordon Ramsay is very adamant about unprotected sex...
Because every time I call it that he screams "IT'S FUCKING RAW!"
My girlfriend was really adamant that we do Molly together for the first time
So she asked if I knew where I could find Molly. I said, "Yeah, your sister is right upstairs, and just got back Burning Man."
"That's right!" replied my girlfriend. "Why don't you run up there and get some and I'll be right up."
A few minutes later she was standing in Molly's doorway...
What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?