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What do you call coffee with extra creamer?

Bukkoffee
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What kind of creamer does Thanos put in his coffee?

Half and Half
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This will give 1 or 2% a chuckle...

Two milk cartons and a bottle of creamer were discussing an issue:

Whole: I think we’ve covered the Whole thing.

Skim: Really? We just Skimmed over it.

Creamer: I would normally side with Whole on this point, but I’m actually Half and Half.
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My coworker was measuring two cups of creamer, trying to make them even...

I told him not to worry, it was already half and half
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Coffee Joke [OC]

So the coffee asked the creamer, "Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"

The creamer replied, "I'm half and half."

^^^I'm ^^^Sorry.
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What do you call a lactose intolerant pornstar...

A non-dairy creamer.

So an Australian walks ito a cafe and orders coffe

The barista says “want any creamer”

The Australian replies “Just coffee, mate”
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Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?

He prefers non-deery creamer.
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"Everytime I drink my coffee, my eye hurts."

Those were the words I said to my doctor.

He then instructed me to prepare a coffee, like how I always did.

I poured hot water into the cup. Added the coffee, sugar then the creamer. Stirred a few times, then took a sip. My eye hurt.

He then said "try removing the teaspoon befo...
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An Australian man sits down in an American diner

And orders a cup of coffee. The waiter comes back and hands the man his drink. He takes a drink and calls the waiter back.

“Is something the matter?” Says the waiter.

“Yes,” said the man. “I ordered a coffee, but I got a cup of hazelnut creamer.”

“I’m sorry for the mix up sir...
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A man starts a new job...

On his first day at work, he picks up the phone at his desk to order coffee. "Get me a cup of coffee with creamer, quick!", he says.

Unbeknownst to him, the CEO of the company was on the other line. "Do you know who this is!?", the CEO responds angrily. The man realizing asks, "No, but do *yo...
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Top10 signs your son is too old for breast feeding

10. He can open your blouse by himself; with one hand.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.

6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
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