### Teacher: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
### Little Johnny: None.
### Teacher: Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
### Little Johnny: None!
### Teacher: Can you explain...
A penguin is driving through the desert...
and all of a sudden his car breaks down. He takes it to a nearby shop. The penguin leaves the car at the shop and goes to get ice cream. The clumsy little penguin spills ice cream all over himself. Suddenly, he remembers his car at the shop. He quickly runs back without cleaning the ice cream off of...
Little Johnny - Ice Cream
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"
One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all...
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