Two men are sitting on the steps of a country store
As they sit, a dog approaches and begins to lick its crotch.
The first man looks to the other and says “I wish I could do that.”
The other man looks at him and says “yeah, but that dog will bite you.”
Dog
As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign: "Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
"Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner.
"That’s him," comes the reply.
"He doesn’t look dangerous t...
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