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Cornered Jokes

I was once cornered by Dwayne Johnson in front of a Hallmark store.

I was caught between a Rock and a card place.

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Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant !

Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have .

Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?

Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.

Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encount...

A flat earther cornered me in an elevator.

He was wrong on so many levels.

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My patent for a gold-plated plug got rejected

Apparently Apple has cornered the market on expensive toys for assholes.

3 witch fugitives were cornered by police

The redhead yelled "AIR" and a gust of wind carried her to safety.

The brunette yelled "EARTH" and a tunnel to safety appeared underneath her.

The blonde yelled "FIRE" so the police did.

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After a hard day at work, my boss cornered me in the change rooms.

She is a beautiful but intimidating woman. She looked at me and said "I'd like you to take off my blouse". With some nervousness I said "ok, sure" she then said "can you unbutton and remove my skirt too please". She lastly asked for me to take off her bra and as well. To which I also obliged...

“Wait a minute! You have been cheating on me all this time!”, my wife yelled at me as she found all the letters I had been hiding.

I felt cornered and prepared myself to face her fury, as she got red with anger and started walking towards me. She looked straight into my eyes and gave me a killer look I could never forget.



And kids, that’s the last time I played scrabble with her!

A stickman, who robbed a bank, was finally caught after being cornered in an alley. The police told him, “hands in the air!”

The stickman: lol

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Did you know penguins scream during ?

Maybe not all of them?
But definitely the one I cornered at the zoo.

I cornered my dad “You like dressing like woman, admit it!” He was ashamed and asked how I knew?

He’s too transparent

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