What do you call Bob the builder during a recession?

Bob

(I'm sorry idk why, but I had to post this)

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The recession is getting so bad...

wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

What's long, hard, and waiting for you?

The upcoming global recession

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Recession beater.

Wife says to husband, "If you cycle to work, we can get rid of the second car." He replies, "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!"

Me: I reckon if we got a dog we should call it Noodles.

Wife: That's silly, we eat noodles.

Me: If this recession gets bad enough, yes, we would.

Thanks to recession I'm back on my feet again.

The bank took my car.

Due to the recession and to save on energy costs,

the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.

The difference between recession and depression.

Recession: When you neighbor loses his job.

Depression: When you lose yours.

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In times of economic recession

A blow job is better than no job

The true reason behind why Germany 's government aid artist in time of crisis

Because they have seen what an artist from Austria was capable of during the great recession.


P.s go read some ww2 history if u dont get it

A wise old gentleman retired...

...and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.

The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every...

What do you call it when fewer and fewer school kids go to the playground?

A recession.

I will not live to see that day :(

Three old men went to see God.

The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of recession. "100 years," God said.
The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"

Second man, a Russian asked God "When will my country become pros...

Moishe the actor

Moishe, a Jewish actor, is so down and out, he's ready to take any acting gig that
he can find. Finally, he gets a lead, a classified ad that says, "Actor Needed To Play
An Ape." "I could do that," says Moishe.
To his surprise, the employer turns out to be the Central Park Zoo in New Yor...

[Long] A successful man, working as a sales representative...

...in a large company, tells his boss one day, “If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise.
You have 24 hours to give me an answer.
I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision”.

The boss is alarmed. “In this recession, a 20 percent raise?
So...

Walking Economy

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm just a walking economy."

His friend replies, "What do you mean?"

"It's like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a de...

A donkey walks into a bar....

A donkey walks into a bar.
"Where's the horse?" asks the barman.
"Recession," says the donkey.

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"A father says to his son,"

"It's going to be tough in this recession."

The son says "Tell me something I don't know."

The father says "Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."

This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow...

Does that mean six more weeks of recession?

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