A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began...

...One afternoon early into the first semester, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on every bin they came across. They then did so the following day and the day after that, until finally the retiree decided it was time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walke...

What do you call Bob the builder during a recession?

Bob

(I'm sorry idk why, but I had to post this)

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The recession is getting so bad...

wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

How do you tell the difference between a recession and depression?

If your friend loses his job, it's a recession. If you lose your job, it's a depression.

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Recession beater.

Wife says to husband, "If you cycle to work, we can get rid of the second car." He replies, "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!"

Due to the recession and to save on energy costs,

the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.

Thanks to recession I'm back on my feet again.

The bank took my car.

There is currently a tomato ketchup shortage in America

If they run out of mayonnaise too, does that make it a double-dip recession?

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In times of economic recession

A blow job is better than no job

What's long, hard, and waiting for you?

The upcoming global recession

Me: I reckon if we got a dog we should call it Noodles.

Wife: That's silly, we eat noodles.

Me: If this recession gets bad enough, yes, we would.

The true reason behind why Germany 's government aid artist in time of crisis

Because they have seen what an artist from Austria was capable of during the great recession.


P.s go read some ww2 history if u dont get it

What do you call it when fewer and fewer school kids go to the playground?

A recession.

I will not live to see that day :(

Three old men went to see God.

The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of recession. "100 years," God said.
The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"

Second man, a Russian asked God "When will my country become pros...

[Long] A successful man, working as a sales representative...

...in a large company, tells his boss one day, “If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise.
You have 24 hours to give me an answer.
I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision”.

The boss is alarmed. “In this recession, a 20 percent raise?
So...

Walking Economy

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm just a walking economy."

His friend replies, "What do you mean?"

"It's like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a de...

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"A father says to his son,"

"It's going to be tough in this recession."

The son says "Tell me something I don't know."

The father says "Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."

This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow...

Does that mean six more weeks of recession?

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