UPJOKE
warprisoner of warstarvationslavesecond boer wargulagreligioncubaspecialismsiberiaforced laborworld war iiunionunited statescivilian

Concentration Camps Jokes

A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps"

Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower"

"Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps"

"Oh I'm sorry"

"Yeah, some idiot dumbass dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My Grandfather died in the concentration camps during the holocaust....

....poor bastard fell out of his gun tower.

Stop the concentration camp Jokes!

I find them incredibly offensive. My Grandpa died in one of those concentration camps!

Well, thinking about it...maybe he shouldn‘t have drank so much while standing on the watchtower...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

These immigrant internment centers are worse than Nazi concentration camps

The concentration camps at least had working showers.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Bless me father for I have sinned

A man walks into a confession booth.

He says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned."

The priest there says to him, "Speak my child."

The man says, "Well father I lived in Hamburg during the Second World War. The Gestapo was searching for Jews to send to concentration camps, an...

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

So I’m trying to open a chain of outdoor, overnight facilities to help children overcome symptoms of ADHD.

Unfortunately I’m having trouble getting the bank to approve a loan for concentration camps.

Why do Germans have such great focus?

I think it's because they used to have concentration camps.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Hitler was in a meeting with his general, Eichmann.

Eichmann asked, "Fuhrer, what shall we do with all the Jews in the concentration camps?"

Hitler repleid, "I will kill 4 million Jews and 1 bicycle boy!"

Confused, Eichmann asked, "But Fuhrer, why would you kill 1 bicycle boy?"

Hitler answered, "See?! Nobody cares about the Jews!...

I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder...

... just send them to concentration camps.

The year is 1945...

The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator...

Make up your minds

People complain that kids these days don’t have any attention span, yet they get upset when you send kids to concentration camps. Damn Liberals. Make up your damn minds.

I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax

These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The die is cast

Hitler took a stroll in one of the concentration camps and he saw some Jews playing around with dice.
He came up to them saying : "if you roll a number from 1 to 5 you will die!
Jews : "And what if we roll a 6?"
Hitler smiled : "You get to roll the die again"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An old Jew

An old Jew who survived the German concentration camps is living in America. Every Monday he goes to his local convenience store and buys a lotto ticket. One day he hits a winner and wins big. The first thing he buys is a life size statue of Adolph Hitler to put in his living room. His family and fr...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

During the Second World War ...

During the Second World War ...


In an attempt to show that the Nazis were not so bad, the German generals who took over the concentration camps decided to create a position where one of the Jewish prisoners would be named spokesman of all the prisoners and once a month would have oppor...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Conspiracy theorists on Facebook on this joyous day of days.

These guys were brainwashed by the government to cover up Lincoln's murder because Kennedy's assassin really hated marathons. Especially the ones run by Disney every year because he was a nazi and everyone knows nazis are hiding on the dark side of the moon purposely keeping weed from being legalize...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.