Three friends, a cop, a fireman and a sanitation worker were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.
One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will b...
Why is it a terrible idea to get in a legal dispute with anyone at the sanitation department?
They have lots of Sewers
So a guy with a stutter calls the sanitation department
Hello, this is the sanitation department.
HH..HH...Hello...Th...th...there's a ddddd ddd dead horse here.
OK, where is here?
On Delaware Sir?
Nnnnno, on DDD DDD DDD...DD
NNNN NNO. on DDDD...DDD...
Ok, sir, ...
Three engineers were discussing who could have been the architect of the human body.
The first said, "It definitely was a Mechanical Engineer, look at all the joints."
The second said, "Nah dude, it was an Electrical Engineer, look at all the electrical connections from the brain."
The third said, "Nope, only a Civil Engineer will run piping carrying sanitation waste r...
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There's nothing but shit on the TV every night! -moaned my Grandad.
The sanitation in his Nursing Home is dreadful...