Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Did you hear about the nudist who violated the colony rules?

They were caught with their pants up.

An old man decides to look into a Nudist Colony

He is invited to try the one week trial period so he does.

On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, walks over to him and asks, "did you ...

The discriminatory ant colony banished all ants over 4 mm tall

They had no taller ants

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What's the most popular movie at a nudist colony?

Free Willy


I'm happy with thinking of this myself.

Last week, I discovered a colony of black ants in my kitchen.

They live in a crack in my kitchen wall.

This kitchen is in the apartment flat I'm renting by myself.

I've counted a total of seven ants crawling out of the crack, and there's presumably one queen inside too.

I know there's a queen because just yesterday, one male ant was gone, ...

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

Growing up in a colony, the nuns told me to never turn your back on a priest.

I mean, there's a reason why they became missionaries.

I recently joined a nudist colony..

The first week was the hardest

Whenever an ant gets injured, instead of helping, the rest of the colony just leaves it to die. It’s like the old saying goes:

If an ant broke, dont fix it

Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?

The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.

Who is the most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last doughnut

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...

I went to an all you can eat restaurant at a nudist colony in Canada

It was called In the Buffet

I think the local nudist colony just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."

Two communists are sitting on a porch in a nudist colony. One says "Have you read Marx" ?

The other says "Yes, I think it's these wicker chairs"

I read recently that someone drilled a hole into a fence at a nudist colony...

the police are looking into it

I saw a small colony of ants

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...



Tenants.

Two friends are arguing...

"Look, I have a colony of ants!"

"Well, I have taller ants than you"

"Oh, well I have a tube of glue"

"Hah, I have an entire tin"

"I got bread!"

"Argh, you win! I can't handle that bread with my glue tin 'n' taller ants"

I used to know a girl from a nudist colony

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on her!

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony?

She slept with two Mennonite.

My lazy neighbor is retiring and joining a nudist colony...

...he said he just wanted a place where he could hang out.

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

A colony on the moon would be a pretty cool thing.

Especially on the dark side.

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An old man checks out the local Nudist Colony to see if he wants to join

The clerk invites him to take a nude, self tour. He agrees and proceeds to go for his tour, completely naked, sporting only his cigar... not five minutes into his stroll he sees a beautifully shaped young lady in the buff which aroused him quickly... the young lady, noticing his erection decides to...

What do you call the ant that keeps track of all the food in a colony?

A count Ant

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A 60-year-old man goes to a nudist colony for a month. [NSFW]

He walks in and goes to the reception, hands in his clothes and the worker shows him his room.

Not long after there is a gorgeous woman at the door, and he immediately gets an erection.

The woman asks "are you calling for me".

The man says "no, no of course not".

The woma...

I was constantly praised and flattered by a colony of ants....

It turns out that they were sycophants!

A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a
picture to his gr...

An ant colony enthusiast goes to a convention

His pride and joy is a colony of giant Amazonian ants, *Dinoponera gigantea,* which he brings along with him to present. But when he gets to the door of the convention hall, he's stopped by one of the organizers, who points to a sign on the wall. It says "all ants must not be more than 1 cm in total...

A bunch of insects are having a formal get together and decide to invite a simple drone worker whose sole function is to carry whatever the queen wants back to the colony...

Becoming all excited at the prospect of doing something different he decides to dress himself in the best suit there is but he cannot seem to complete the look with a half-windsor knot.

Such a complicated task required more skilled mandibles so he goes over to his boss but suddenly gets crush...

The nudist colony restaurant was so bad

Even the salad was undressed

Welcome to the 23rd annual Leper Colony marathon! We now go down to our racers at the start of the first leg.

Aaaaaand they're off!

Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept sticking his nose in everyone’s business

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The nudest colony. NSFW. Long.

A man retired after over 30 years working for the Postal Service.

He decided that he was going to fulfill his lifelong desire to join a nudist colony.

After some research he found a nude beach that fit all of his criteria. On one beautiful Saturday he decided to go and visit. He arrive...

A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.

They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One, with a sign reading *It's time to GO!,* spotted them and quickly approached.

"Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause...

What do you call the ant in the colony who trades with other ant colonies for resources?

Import-ant

I sometimes do stand-up comedy for a leper colony.

My jokes have them all cracking up.

What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony?

Hamsterdam

Ireland

Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?

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It was a Leper Con.

How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony.

I just imagined everyone with their clothes on.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why did Great Britain send male convicts to Australia?

To set up a penile colony!

A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.


Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own ...

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