The 32+ Best Colony Jokes

All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?

An HOA

I recently joined a nudist colony

The first few days were the hardest.

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony

On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'

The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

...

A dwarf was kicked out of a nudist colony

Apparently, he kept sticking his nose in everyones' business.

Did you hear about the luxury resort leper colony?

Apparently it costs an arm and a leg to go there.

Two communists are sitting together at a nudist colony.

One turns to the other and asks “Have you read Marx?” The second replies “yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs!”

A group of bats is a colony, crows is a murder, sheep is a flock. What is a group of idiots called?

A Freedom Caucus.

How can you tell a blind man at a nudist colony?

*It isn't hard....*

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

What do you call a sad community of melons?

A melancholy melon colony.

Did you know that all frogs decended from a small colony in Poland?

even now they are all born a tad-polish

A hole was found in the local nudist colony’s wall

Police are looking into it.

Did you hear about that colony that got destroyed by the tornadoes?

It was very unsettling.

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

THIS JUST IN: It's been reported that somebody made a hole in the fence surrounding the nudist colony.

Police are looking into it .

So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at.

They're called the Optical Aleutians.

Whenever an ant gets injured, instead of helping, the rest of the colony just leaves it to die. It’s like the old saying goes:

If an ant broke, dont fix it

Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?

The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.

Who is the most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last doughnut

The discriminatory ant colony banished all ants over 4 mm tall

They had no taller ants

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What's the most popular movie at a nudist colony?

Free Willy

I'm happy with thinking of this myself.

Growing up in a colony, the nuns told me to never turn your back on a priest.

I mean, there's a reason why they became missionaries.

Last week, I discovered a colony of black ants in my kitchen.

They live in a crack in my kitchen wall.

This kitchen is in the apartment flat I'm renting by myself.

I've counted a total of seven ants crawling out of the crack, and there's presumably one queen inside too.

I know there's a queen because just yesterday, one male ant was gone, ...

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

I think the local nudist colony just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

Social distancing at a nudist colony

Is directly influenced by the tempture.
Warm days, 6'3"
Cold days less

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...

I went to an all you can eat restaurant at a nudist colony in Canada

It was called In the Buffet

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A 60-year-old man goes to a nudist colony for a month. [NSFW]

He walks in and goes to the reception, hands in his clothes and the worker shows him his room.

Not long after there is a gorgeous woman at the door, and he immediately gets an erection.

The woman asks "are you calling for me".

The man says "no, no of course not".

The woma...

Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony?

She slept with two Mennonite.

I used to know a girl from a nudist colony

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on her!

How do you anger a European?

It isn’t a colony if somebody already lives there.

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