If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

How do you find the blind guy in a nudist colony?

It isn't hard.

Social distancing at a nudist colony

Is directly influenced by the tempture.
Warm days, 6'3"
Cold days less

Which guy is the most popular at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Whenever an ant gets injured, instead of helping, the rest of the colony just leaves it to die. It’s like the old saying goes:

If an ant broke, dont fix it

Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?

The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.

Who is the most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last doughnut

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...

I went to an all you can eat restaurant at a nudist colony in Canada

It was called In the Buffet

I recently joined a nudist colony..

The first week was the hardest

I think the local nudist colony just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

The ma...

I read recently that someone drilled a hole into a fence at a nudist colony...

the police are looking into it

I saw a small colony of ants

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...



Tenants.

Two communists are sitting on a porch in a nudist colony. One says "Have you read Marx" ?

The other says "Yes, I think it's these wicker chairs"

An ant colony

I was gardening in my backyard. Then I saw an ant colony and blasted water at it. Guess you could call it the sunken city of ant-lantis.

I used to know a girl from a nudist colony

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on her!

A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.

They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One, with a sign reading *It's time to GO!,* spotted them and quickly approached.

"Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause...

Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony?

She slept with two Mennonite.

My lazy neighbor is retiring and joining a nudist colony...

...he said he just wanted a place where he could hang out.

A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.


Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own ...

A colony on the moon would be a pretty cool thing.

Especially on the dark side.

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An old man checks out the local Nudist Colony to see if he wants to join

The clerk invites him to take a nude, self tour. He agrees and proceeds to go for his tour, completely naked, sporting only his cigar... not five minutes into his stroll he sees a beautifully shaped young lady in the buff which aroused him quickly... the young lady, noticing his erection decides to...

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

An ant colony enthusiast goes to a convention

His pride and joy is a colony of giant Amazonian ants, *Dinoponera gigantea,* which he brings along with him to present. But when he gets to the door of the convention hall, he's stopped by one of the organizers, who points to a sign on the wall. It says "all ants must not be more than 1 cm in total...

I was constantly praised and flattered by a colony of ants....

It turns out that they were sycophants!

What do you call the ant that keeps track of all the food in a colony?

A count Ant

Nudist colony

Q- How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist colony?
A- It's not hard.

Q- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A- The one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q- Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A- The one who can eat the la...

A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a
picture to his gr...

Just found out there was a anew town in America for sad people who just ate fruit.

Twas a melon colony.

A bunch of insects are having a formal get together and decide to invite a simple drone worker whose sole function is to carry whatever the queen wants back to the colony...

Becoming all excited at the prospect of doing something different he decides to dress himself in the best suit there is but he cannot seem to complete the look with a half-windsor knot.

Such a complicated task required more skilled mandibles so he goes over to his boss but suddenly gets crush...

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

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A 60-year-old man goes to a nudist colony for a month. [NSFW]

He walks in and goes to the reception, hands in his clothes and the worker shows him his room.

Not long after there is a gorgeous woman at the door, and he immediately gets an erection.

The woman asks "are you calling for me".

The man says "no, no of course not".

The woma...

Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept sticking his nose in everyone’s business

Welcome to the 23rd annual Leper Colony marathon! We now go down to our racers at the start of the first leg.

Aaaaaand they're off!

The nudist colony restaurant was so bad

Even the salad was undressed

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The nudest colony. NSFW. Long.

A man retired after over 30 years working for the Postal Service.

He decided that he was going to fulfill his lifelong desire to join a nudist colony.

After some research he found a nude beach that fit all of his criteria. On one beautiful Saturday he decided to go and visit. He arrive...

What do you call the ant in the colony who trades with other ant colonies for resources?

Import-ant

I sometimes do stand-up comedy for a leper colony.

My jokes have them all cracking up.

What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony?

Hamsterdam

How do you maintain a healthy ant colony?

Ensure ants

Ants in your tummy

A guy complained to his doctor about stomach pain and after a quick x-ray his doctor tells him he has ants living in his lower intestines. The doctor tells him to buy a watermelon and poke a hole in it and sit on the hole so the queen ant can come down, taste it, and call out the rest of the ants so...

How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony.

I just imagined everyone with their clothes on.

Tired of an Elephant always destroying their colony, ants decide to eliminate him...

Somewhere in Africa, a colony of ants had enough of a particular elephant that would destroy their colony once it was built to its full glory. Tired of constantly having to rebuild, they decided it was time for action. One day, the leader of the ants gathered everyone and gave a marvelous speech:...

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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