A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

The ma...

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

Well, it's not hard.

Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony?

She slept with two Mennonite.

An ant colony enthusiast goes to a convention

His pride and joy is a colony of giant Amazonian ants, *Dinoponera gigantea,* which he brings along with him to present. But when he gets to the door of the convention hall, he's stopped by one of the organizers, who points to a sign on the wall. It says "all ants must not be more than 1 cm in total...

A colony on the moon would be a pretty cool thing.

Especially on the dark side.

I saw a small colony of ants

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...



Tenants.

An old man checks out the local Nudist Colony to see if he wants to join

The clerk invites him to take a nude, self tour. He agrees and proceeds to go for his tour, completely naked, sporting only his cigar... not five minutes into his stroll he sees a beautifully shaped young lady in the buff which aroused him quickly... the young lady, noticing his erection decides to...

What do you call the ant that keeps track of all the food in a colony?

A count Ant

Who is the most popular man at the nudist colony?

He's the one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee...

Who's the most popular woman?

She can eat the last 2 donuts!

I was constantly praised and flattered by a colony of ants....

It turns out that they were sycophants!

Two men are new to a philosophical nudist colony . . .

In order to break the awkward silence, one man says to the other:

"Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Indeed! I think it's the wicker furniture."

A concerned citizen reported a hole in the fence at the local nudist colony.

Police are looking in to it.

A bunch of insects are having a formal get together and decide to invite a simple drone worker whose sole function is to carry whatever the queen wants back to the colony...

Becoming all excited at the prospect of doing something different he decides to dress himself in the best suit there is but he cannot seem to complete the look with a half-windsor knot.

Such a complicated task required more skilled mandibles so he goes over to his boss but suddenly gets crush...

Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept sticking his nose in everyone’s business

A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a
picture to his gr...

I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.

Welcome to the 23rd annual Leper Colony marathon! We now go down to our racers at the start of the first leg.

Aaaaaand they're off!

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The nudest colony. NSFW. Long.

A man retired after over 30 years working for the Postal Service.

He decided that he was going to fulfill his lifelong desire to join a nudist colony.

After some research he found a nude beach that fit all of his criteria. On one beautiful Saturday he decided to go and visit. He arrive...

The nudist colony restaurant was so bad

Even the salad was undressed

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

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My girlfriend refused to join my nudist colony.

I would call her clothes-minded but that makes me a dickhead.

What do you call the ant in the colony who trades with other ant colonies for resources?

Import-ant

What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony?

Hamsterdam

I sometimes do stand-up comedy for a leper colony.

My jokes have them all cracking up.

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

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A 60-year-old man goes to a nudist colony for a month. [NSFW]

He walks in and goes to the reception, hands in his clothes and the worker shows him his room.

Not long after there is a gorgeous woman at the door, and he immediately gets an erection.

The woman asks "are you calling for me".

The man says "no, no of course not".

The woma...

Two ants, a mother and her daughter, are out for a walk in their underground city.

They were having lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One of them, with a sign reading "It's time to GO!" spotted them and quickly approached.

"Excuse me ma'am, but do you have a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support o...

My friend asked me if I would like to go to a nudist colony with him later...

I said, _"Sure! I've got nothing on... Might as well!"_

I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony.

I just imagined everyone with their clothes on.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

A man recently bought a dozen bees...

He was so excited to get them home and start his own bee colony. He had done his research, made his preparations and was ready to start making his own honey.

Once he got home and got his new friends out into the yard he noticed that the store had accidentally given him 13 bees.

He wen...

I said this in a group chat some time ago, now I'll post it here.

As we all know there are five internets.

1: the surface web. It's what we all use. People say its advanced but it never loads, is filled with spam, and has no memes for the blind.

2: the deep web. It's where illegal and secret stuff happens. Pepole are worried about it housing networ...

While performing I asked the crowd to give me a hand.

When I was given a hand, I realised I should have thought twice about performing at the Leper Colony.

What would you call Australia if it were only colonized by men?

A penile colony.

I speak for the trees!

So an ant is walking through a field, scavenging for food. Suddenly, his legs stiffen up and he has trouble walking. "Feet! He says, angrily. "Why have you failed me? I must search for food, but I am unable to walk." "Not us!" Squeal the feet. "We only are only meant for gripping the ground or ...

I once saw an antelope

Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.

Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.


He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colo...

What do you call a group of sad melons?

A melon-colony.

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How to save your chickens

Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up & eventually got so heavy & so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week...

So Farmer Jack called the local police station to complain, "You'...

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