They say Harriet Tubman escorted 300 slaves to freedom via the Underground Railroad...

If you do the math, that's only 180 people.

Why did the slave go to college?

So he could pick up his Master's degree.

Unpaid interns are like slaves

No pay, they just get experience in the field.

I like my coffee how I like my slaves...

Free

I'm proud to announce that our slaves are finally free.

And that's a great price!

What's the fastest way to transport slaves?

Blackmail.

What do you call a fast food chain run by slaves?

Three Guys

This is the last time I have to be a slave to an alarm clock for a while.

I mean, it will be a whole other decade before I have to do it again

Life

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back...

What do you call fisherman who owns a slave?

A Master Baiter

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A tomb raider goes into a pyramid

She enters the pyramid after hearing that the pharaoh holds a great artifact. She hops and dodges all kinds of traps until she gets caught by a zombie slave.

Slave says: I'm going to make you a slave.

He forces the raider into the slave room where he jumps on her in sexual intent. She ...

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


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Two rednecks are at work, digging a trench

Two rednecks, Billy and Bob, are at work digging a trench. The sun is beating down on them, sweat is dripping off their faces, and their hands are blistered from the shovels.

After slogging away at this for days, they start to grumble at the misery of their lot. Eventually Billy says to Bob,...

What did the slave owner said to his slave during the gold rush?

I wanna make you mine.

[OC] I am thinking of writing a book, where a rich cat owns a slave who freely makes honey for her, and the slave's tragic tale.

It is called 'The Great Cat's bee'.

If Cinderella were a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave,

would she be known as Mozarella?

What did the slaves owners use to purchase their slaves?

A MasterCard.

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

I believe slaves should have gotten reparations 150 years ago. I don’t believe their descendants should get them.

That ship has sailed.

If bees reproduce by slave bees having intercourse with the queen bee...

... Then is it safe to say they're into BeeDSM?

There’s a queen a king and a Mongolian slave Child in a hotel. How many people are there?

None the queen is a bed the king is also a bed and slaves are property.

Oneday the Werewolf man comes home from work.

His wife asks him "Hi Honey, how was work" to which he replies, "Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! ". Later that evening she asks him if he's hungry and wants to eat. He replies "Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all...

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What does ISIS think of their sex slaves?

They're the GOAT.

Slavery jokes aren't very funny.

I give them 3 out of 5.

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What are the simularities in between a sexist man and a slave owner

Somebody is making the sandwich, and it isn't gonna be them

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

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It's gonna start

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"



She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.



When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna sta...

Master/slave terminology was recently removed from the python programming language so as not to offend anyone.

Looks like PC’s finally won.

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A Southern plantation owner once saw his slave peeing in the garden.

A Southern plantation owner once saw his slave peeing in the garden. He was amazed looking at the size of the penis he had.

He called him and asked "How come you black men have such big dongs?"

Slave :Its an ancient secret passed on from our tribe through generations,when you have sex,...

What time do wage slaves wake up for work?

Poor thirty

Slave Driver

Old Joe was well off, he owned his own land, and on that land, a huge farmhouse.

The farmhouse was much too big for himself and his lady to upkeep, so he sort some help at the local slave market. He put them up in his converted barn, and paid them all a small allowance each day.

His go...

Who did God send to help the slaves flee through the partially permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

Where do slave traders go to work?

The black market

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Slave owners used to get black people to pick cotton...

now they get them to pick Democrats.

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp...

He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out!

The genie says that he will grant the man only one wish, and that he has to pick from three choices. He can either be the richest man in the world, the most popular man in the world, or the wisest man in the world. The man says "We all know that money do...

Why did the slave pay in cash?

He didn't have his Mastercard

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Two men are walking through the desert and stumble across a big rock

- Hey, what a weird rock!

- Yes, it looks like a pyramid!

They both dig and discover a huge pyramid.

- Shit! It's a giant pyramid!

- What do we do with this?

- We should notify the American archaeological team. These people are professional and I'm sure they'l...

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

I feel the same way about slaves as I do shirts with flame patterns on them

I don't want to be friends with anyone who owns either of them

I also like my coffee like i like my slaves.

Hand-picked from a third world country.

...I'll show myself out.

I am ironman.

God and Adam are having an argument one day over who is the strongest and most versatile creature in creation.

"The leopard can run faster than anything on land and the elephant contains the strength of one hundred of you," God told Adam.

Adam glared at God defiantly, "But I can outthi...

slave Leia

A man comes home to his girlfriend who is in a slave Leia costume, chained to the bed and stretched out seductively. The man gets angry and says "I'm not that fat!"

If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . .

Would it be considered a three-way?

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Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery?

Or just mine ?

A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the tv and looks at his wife “quick” he says “get me a beer and some food before it starts!”

The wife gets up slowly looking startled but slightly excited. She wanders into the kitchen and comes back quickly with a beer and some food for her husband.

The man gulps down the beer and looks back to his wife “quick!” He says “get me another beer before it starts!” The man goes back to fl...

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?

With a pyramid scheme.

What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave?

Whoops, wrong sub

Where do you buy slaves these days?

The black market

Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza

Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation

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US Forces have just liberated thousands of ISIS sex slaves...

All the goats and other livestock are being moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their farmers.

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