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I like my coffee like I like my slaves


We all know humans are just cat's slaves, right? Yes. So a human was looking for a new home, to his cats disapproval. When the human said "I am the owner, I call the shots" how did the cat respond?

You can't spell homeowner without meow.

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Where do dungeon masters keep their slaves

In debasement.

They say Harriet Tubman escorted 300 slaves to freedom via the Underground Railroad...

If you do the math, that's only 180 people.

I'm proud to announce that our slaves are finally free.

And that's a great price!

I also like my coffee like i like my slaves.

Hand-picked from a third world country.

...I'll show myself out.

What did the slaves owners use to purchase their slaves?

A MasterCard.

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Wolves are like sex slaves

My wife says I can’t have one

What do you call a fast food chain run by slaves?

Three Guys

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

Unpaid interns are like slaves

No pay, they just get experience in the field.

If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . .

Would it be considered a three-way?

I feel the same way about slaves as I do shirts with flame patterns on them

I don't want to be friends with anyone who owns either of them

I believe slaves should have gotten reparations 150 years ago. I don’t believe their descendants should get them.

That ship has sailed.

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What does ISIS think of their sex slaves?

They're the GOAT.

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US Forces have just liberated thousands of ISIS sex slaves...

All the goats and other livestock are being moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their farmers.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?

With a pyramid scheme.

In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries...

I gave it a 3 out of 5

Where do you buy slaves these days?

The black market

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

What's the difference between Tesla and Nestle?

Nestle's child slaves are 1700 miles northwest of Tesla's child slaves.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them.

PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?


I like my presidents like I like my slaves

Cautious and skeptical about ideas that start off with "I ran"

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

"Just Do It"

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