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Slaves Jokes

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

I also like my coffee like i like my slaves.

Hand-picked from a third world country.

...I'll show myself out.

I like my coffee how I like my slaves...

Free

What did the slaves owners use to purchase their slaves?

A MasterCard.

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Where do dungeon masters keep their slaves

In debasement.

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Wolves are like sex slaves

My wife says I can’t have one

Unpaid interns are like slaves

No pay, they just get experience in the field.

I'm proud to announce that our slaves are finally free.

And that's a great price!

They say Harriet Tubman escorted 300 slaves to freedom via the Underground Railroad...

If you do the math, that's only 180 people.

If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . .

Would it be considered a three-way?

What do you call a fast food chain run by slaves?

Three Guys

corporations freed the slaves

down from half price

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What does ISIS think of their sex slaves?

They're the GOAT.

Where do you buy slaves these days?

The black market

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US Forces have just liberated thousands of ISIS sex slaves...

All the goats and other livestock are being moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their farmers.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them.

PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What time do wage slaves wake up for work?

Poor thirty

Slaves and snow tires

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?

With a pyramid scheme.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

I feel the same way about slaves as I do shirts with flame patterns on them

I don't want to be friends with anyone who owns either of them

Slave Driver

Old Joe was well off, he owned his own land, and on that land, a huge farmhouse.

The farmhouse was much too big for himself and his lady to upkeep, so he sort some help at the local slave market. He put them up in his converted barn, and paid them all a small allowance each day.

His go...

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

I like my presidents like I like my slaves

Cautious and skeptical about ideas that start off with "I ran"

We all know humans are just cat's slaves, right? Yes. So a human was looking for a new home, to his cats disapproval. When the human said "I am the owner, I call the shots" how did the cat respond?

You can't spell homeowner without meow.

I believe slaves should have gotten reparations 150 years ago. I don’t believe their descendants should get them.

That ship has sailed.

I wake up every day in a house built by slaves

-Melania Trump, 2020

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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