An English businessman is composing a letter to his competitor:
*Regrettably, I cannot dictate to my secretary what I think of You, since she, after all, is a lady. Moreover, I don't even have a right to think of You like that, since I, after all, am a Gentleman. However, I am certain that You will understand me correctly, since You, after all, are neither.*
When Mozart was alive, he was composing. Now that he's dead,
He's decomposing
Joke about dead Austrian composer
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple
days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard
some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.
T...
Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever,
of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing.
A catholic choir is composing their own material.
“Sweet Gsus, but I think what we need here is A minor.”
Man achieves legendary status in composing music while being DEAF. But who is he?
ClickBeethoven
When Beethoven started composing music, people said he wouldn't amount to anything because he was deaf
Fortunately, he didn't listen to the critics
A prolific composer dies and is buried in him hometown.
Weeks after the funeral, one of the townspeople gets drunk and tries to find his way home. In his drunken stupor, he finds himself lost in the graveyard. When he comes across the composer's grave, he begins to hear a strange, haunting melody. This terrifies him, and he runs out of the graveyard scre...
They say Mozart was a good composer for his time.
Nowadays he's more into decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
Every time a famous music composer dies...
... he starts decomposing.
[Composer Joke] JS Bach died and went to heaven...
After he died, Bach landed at the Pearly Gates where God was waiting. "Bach! hallelujah!" God said: "Our angelic choir is in need of a new oratorio, and with how many songs you've composed, you MUST be the man for the job."
Bach sighed, then said:
"God, I've spent my entire life comp...
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