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What was the worst miscommunication in history?

Hitler: “No! You idiots! I said I hated juice! JUICE!!!”

Miscommunication!

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realising, sent the mail to a widow who had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting fro...

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I checked the rules and saw nothing prohibiting this, but please delete if I am mistaken

When you have your own personal slang and use it in an online chat, and create an accidental joke by foolishly presuming other people will understand your slang

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Me; (explaining how I at that moment had 3 cats cuddling on me) I'm covered in titty-tats.

Friend; Oh what ...

The 3 Paddys

Paddy Englishman,Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishamn were travelling together.
They'd booked a hotel room, but there was a bit of miscommunication.
Their room only had one large bed.
The next morning, over breakfast, Paddy Englishman said:
"I had a great nights sleep, I dreamt that I was g...

[Interview] Boss: I see you majored in communication.

Man: No. Miscommunication.

Boss: But your CV clearly says ‘Communication’.

Man: See?

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A man walks into a restaurant with a rooster under his arm.

A limousine stops before a restaurant and a well dressed man steps out, with a rooster under his arm.

After he's shown to a private table, he puts the rooster on the table and orders every item on the menu.

Flabbergasted, the waiter asks: "Excuse me sir, but are you sure you want all t...

People keep laughing at Millennials over this whole eating Tide Pods thing, but it started with Bill O'Reilly

“Tide goes in, Tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the Tide goes in.”

Crows

Recently biologists have noted that more crows have been getting killed by vehicles on major trucking highways than on normal roads. After tire print and impact analysis, they determined that these crows are being killed by large trucks, not cars. One especially bright scientist came up with a hypot...

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An awkward loner goes to a pub.

An awkward loner, sick of being lonely, makes the effort to go to a pub.

It's crowded and noisy but he decides to stay and have a counter lunch.

Having made his choice from the menu over the bar, he pushes his way to counter and attracts the the attention of a rather attractive barmai...

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