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Clock Out Jokes

why didn't people make clock out of stone?

cause they had a hard time.

A farmer placed a grandfather clock out in his field...

A farmer placed a grandfather clock out in his field. Every time a bird was swooping in to get some crops - the bird would catch eye of the clock instead. As the bird landed on the clock, it would die! It was a mystery - but the farmer didn't care as it worked better than a scarecrow. Pretty soon wo...

Why did Jhon through his clock out of his window?

Because he wanted to see if time flys!

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